i need the recipe for the MINT juleps of Maine!!! and sarrrrrr--aa-aararrry Tankarse!!!! I meant to say Carcassarse!!!!!! WHat about the crack-lentils of New Jeeeerrrrseeeee???----Okay kiwi====it's time to loook for mInt m and m's====I was downt Calais and they aint got none!!!!!! i love bunkbeds,ds won't mind a cow nesting in his room????
I will be scouting for mint M&Ms tout de suite. Last week at the grocery store I stocked up on 50% off Halloween candy. Black and orange M&Ms, etc. What do I care what color they are?
How old are you? never mind. I know you're younger than me, you kid.
I want to take this opportunity to officially thank all those who gave of their time to entertain me this weekend. You each (Kiwi, Bagz, Sugar) get dinner for two at Taco Bell and a $5 gift certificate for mint m&ms.
happy birthday deeeeeeeeeeeeeeear Kiwoners!!!! you may be a year older than me----that would be great,but alas the sugar bum fairy is not yet forty----maybe you are younger than i ????? well i know that lush and carcassarsassauras rex are older than US----what could be more important------ just have a happy day filled with more dinners than your apron guts can gather!!!! party on til twelve bells!!!! remember,we shall all pay the piper tomorrow---holiday in canada------SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it is now time to officially begin your christmas displays now that your esteemed birthday is finishing up=====HAPPY DAY TO THE QUEEN OF LOST COW BUDDIES!!!!!!
dang, I ate something I'm allergic to -- I think it was the 2 or 3 almonds I ate with the HALLOWEEN M&MS. I took 2 benadryl, drank about a gallon of water and now I'm waiting. I think it's going away. When I eat something that came from a tree that I'm allergic to, my mouth and throat get all itchy and my throat threatens to close up. Isn't that nice?
Thanks for all the lovely birthday wishes! Now, you're all going to wish me a happy birthday on Tuesday when it's really my birthday, right? heeheehee
Kiwi!!!! Happy Birthday, oh cow queen of the web!! or at least queen of our little corner of the web! I hope you had an absolutely loverly birthday!
We had an udderly wonderful time on the cruise. We ate and slept and did nuttin' all day every day. We met all kinds of wonderful ppl from all over the place. We miss our waiter and room steward. We got up this morning to a gray rainy day, we were out of coffee & toilet paper and there was not a clean towel in the house. Good old reality!
It seems that you were all busy keeping Peachers out of trouble this weekend. I knew I could count on you cowsies.
I have lots of work to do, but I had to get my cow fix first. I'll be back later, gaters.
P.S. DH bought me a beautiful tanzanite & diamond ring for our anniversary. Isn't he the sweetest?
ICQ just wanted to be sure you had time to go out and buy my present. And I believe that jewelry store is having a Veteran's Day sale, isn't it?
Here is my tribute to Cowdom:
You Know Your Cow Has Mad Cow Disease...
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Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and wants to wear an earring.
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's body.
Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at
Burger King.
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
Your cow joins the ****'s Angels because, hey, it already has
a cool leather jacket.
Your cow starts smoking grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position
chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started
feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll
wear something sexy this time.
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in
the nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.
HAVE AN UDDERLY SPECTACULAR DAY!
It's a rainy day in the neighborhood today. All the snow melted and all the leaves fell off the trees, pretty much all in one clump. It's warm enough finally to do some yard work, but everything is so wet, I don't think I'm going to bother.
Hey! I'm feeling good about the fact that I only gained 3 lbs. on the cruise! Let me tell you, it could have been worse. Now we're heading into the holiday season, I've got to get a grip.
and I consumed mass quantities 
Any bets on my eating two dinners in 3 hours?
remember,we shall all pay the piper tomorrow---holiday in canada------SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO it is now time to officially begin your christmas displays now that your esteemed birthday is finishing up=====HAPPY DAY TO THE QUEEN OF LOST COW BUDDIES!!!!!!
Daphne
I hope you had an absolutely loverly birthday! 
and there was not a clean towel in the house. Good old reality! 
