MICHELLE~ WHEN I READ YOUR POSTS...THE LITTLE SONG FROM OME KIDDIES PROGRAM COMES TO MY MIND..."EXERCISE, EXERCIS, COME ON EVERYBODY DO YOUR EXERCISE"...I FORGET WHICH PROGRAM BUT JEN USED TO CALL ME INTO THE LIVINGROOM TO EXERCISE WITH HER MANY YEARS AGO!

GLAD YOU FEEL BETTER AND HAPPY SHOPPING!
ANNIE...I HAVE BEEN SITTING HERE LAUGHING AT THE IRONY! I ALWAYS ENVT YOUR REGULARITY AND YESTERDAY I WAS IN THE BATHROOM SICK FOR HOURS AND NOW YOU CAN'T GO!! Ahhhhh...THE WOES OF WOMEN ON DIETS!!

HOPE EVERYTHING COMES OUT IN THE END!
HOLLY~ GOOD LUCK WITH THE CONFERENCE AND GOOD THOUGHTS ARE ALWASY GREAT TO SHARE WITH AN AUDIENCE WHETHER BIG OR SMALL.
CEEJAY~ GLAD IT'S BEEN QUIET SO FAR!!
SHAD~ NOT TO WORRY WITH PERSONALS. WE ALL KNOW YOU'RE IN A TIME CRUNCH. HAPPY PACKING AND UNPACKING!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE CONFUSING TO YOUR POOR BRAIN!
RENNIE & MICHELLE~ SOMETIMES I WISH I HAD A MUFFIN TOP INSTEAD OF THE MATERNITY LOOK THAT I HAVE!!!!
YESTERDAY I CAME UP HERE SICK AND IN THE LOO FOR ALMOST 2 HOURS. AFTER THE LAST TRIP I HEARD SOMEONE RUNNING UP THE HALL STAIRS AND JUST KNEW IT WAS FOR ME...SAL TOLD ME IN HIS MOST PANICKY VOICE TO CALL THE COPS BECAUSE THE CONSTRUCTION MEN HAD POURED CONCRETE OVER TWO OF OUR SENIORS CARS

I CALLED THE COPS AND TOLD THEM I WAS GETTING DRESSED AND WOULD MEET THEM OUT IN THE DRIVE. SURE AS S H I T THERE WERE TWO CARS COVERED IN CONCRETE AND GETTING FRANTICALLY HOSED DOWN ALREADY BY THE MEN THAT DID IT WHILE THE OTHERS WERE SCOOPING IT UP WITH SHOVELS TO KEEP IT ALL FROM GOING DOWN OUR STORM DRAIN! WHAT A SITE. ALL OF A SUDDEN I BEGAN LAUGHING AND TRIED TO KEEP IT HIDDEN. BUT THE MEN STARTED LAUGHING TOO AND WE ALL PISSED THE SENIORS OFF. LATER I HAD TO SPEND TIME WITH THEM IN THE LOBBY TO SHOW THEM THE HUMOR. IT LOOKED LIKE SOMETHING OUR OF LAUREL AND HARDY MOVIE...THEN WE ALL LAUGHED.
SAL AND I FOUND CEMENT IN ONE POOR MANS TRUNK AND DOORJAMBS SO WE BOTH CLEANED OFF THE REST OF HIS MESS WITH OUR RAGS. HE'S RATHER OLD AND REALLY DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO. THE WOMAN ALSO WAS OVERWHELMED.
I JUST TRULY WONDER WHY ALL THIS CRAP HAPPENS ON FRIDAY'S WELL AFTER CLOSING TIME AND FALLS INTO MY LAP??? DOES THE HEAD OF THE LAWS OF B*LL**** COMMITTEE THINK NO ONE ELSE CAN DEAL WITH IT AND SETS THE CLOCK FOR 4:15?

EVEN THE COPS INVOLVED ASKED ME A SIMILAR QUESTION CAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ME THAT CALLS AND ALWAYS ME THEY HAVE TO HELP.

I TOLD THEM I HAVE A BLACK CLOUD OVER MY HEAD AND CAN'T THE SEE IT????
OTHER THAN THAT....I FEEL BETTER AND THE CULPRIT OF MY DILEMMA WAS ABOUT 2-3 TBS EACH OF MACARONI & POTATO SALAD.
THERE WAS A BABY SHOWER AND I MANNED THE PHONES SO THE OFFICE COULD GO. THEY BROUGHT ME OUT A PLATE OF LITTLE "TASTES" WITH EVERYONE SWEARING THAT IT WAS ALL HOMEMADE BY THE FAMILY......NOT!
FROM NOW ON, I WILL JUST SAY THANKS AND THROW IT INTO THE GARBAGE. I CAN'T SEEM TO GET ANYONE TO LISTEN AND RATHER THAN GET A LOT OF PEOPLE UPSET AND HURT FEELINGS AND ME SICK...IT'S JUST EASIER TO TOSS IT OUT WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING. I HAVE LEARNED ONE THING...MY "SENSITIVITIES" ARE REALLY BECOMING STRONGER AND I AM REACTING MUCH FASTER JUST LIKE ONE OF THE EYE DOCTORS SAID THEY WOULD. WHAT TOOK 3 HOURS IS DOING IT IN LESS THAN ONE NOW. SCARY AND VERY PAINFUL. LIKE BEING POISONED. I WONDER IF THE SCALE WILL SHOW AN IMPROVEMENT THIS WEEKEND
SORRY FOR THE RAMBLING ON.
HAPPY SATURDAY AND ENJOY YOUR WEEKENDS EVERYONE!!