Ohhhhhh this is terrible!

But last week I went to change my address on my license, I thought they would just put a sticker on it but they took my picture all over again and made a new license. The guy asked if my weight was approximately the same and.. I admit... without missing a heartbeat I said "yes." The license says 245... which is about 23 pounds less than what I actually weigh.

Sheesh THAT is bad enough! It does expire next May so I am hoping... no PLANNING... by then to have to have them LOWER it considerably!
Bad part is my old license had a really good picture... this new one is crappy LOL
And LOL Lumi... yah you gotta keep the lie close enough so they don't question you TOO closely.