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Old 09-03-2005, 06:53 AM   #1  
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Talking Saturday *Snork*

Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
bathroom with the belt from his robe right after you saved him. I am
sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied,

"He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

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Old 09-03-2005, 06:57 AM   #2  
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Ok I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor. I really didnt see the punchline of that one coming at all!
Thanks for the laugh.
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Old 09-03-2005, 07:01 AM   #3  
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Oh, lordy...
I know why you (and I) like that one, Schatzi. We can RELATE!!
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Old 09-03-2005, 08:59 AM   #4  
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You're all nuts!
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Old 09-03-2005, 09:45 AM   #5  
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Seems pretty normal to me................................
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Old 09-03-2005, 09:59 AM   #6  
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you all are a riot.
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*snork*
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Old 09-03-2005, 03:40 PM   #8  
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That was funny

Thanks you making me laugh Hugs BB

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Old 09-03-2005, 05:48 PM   #9  
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too funny....thanks for sharing!
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