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Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.

When the Director of Nursing became aware of Edna's heroic act, she considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good news and bad news.

The good news is you're being discharged; since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is that Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in his
bathroom with the belt from his robe right after you saved him. I am
sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied,

"He didn't hang himself. I put him there to dry. How soon can I go home?"

Ok I just sprayed coffee all over my monitor. I really didnt see the punchline of that one coming at all!
Thanks for the laugh.

Oh, lordy... :lol3: :rofl:
I know why you (and I) like that one, Schatzi. We can RELATE!! :lol3:

Seems pretty normal to me................................ :dizzy: :dizzy: :dizzy:

you all are a riot. :lol:

:rofl: :rofl: :lol3: :lol3: That was funny :lol3: :lol3: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks :thanks: you making me laugh :lol: :lol: Hugs :) BB

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rofl: too funny....thanks for sharing!