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Old 03-03-2004, 03:03 AM   #1  
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> >
> > Now I lay me down to sleep.
> > I pray the Lord
> > My shape to keep.
> > Please no wrinkles;
> > please no bags.
> > And lift my butt
> > before it sags.
> > Please no age spots;
> > please no gray.
> > And as for my belly.....
> > please take it away.
> > Please keep me healthy;
> > please keep me young.
> > And thank you Dear Lord,
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> > Footnote:
> > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
> > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.
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Old 03-03-2004, 11:49 AM   #3  
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waaaaaaaah! It's too late!!
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Great one little chick!

Did you guys hear that they're trying out Botox Cosmetic for breast augmentation that is less surgically invasive?
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I knew they could use it to "perk you up"...
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ummmm *Clovey adopts whiney voice* 'Ruuuuuuth, Ellllliiisss, where are my smilies gone? '
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Oh no! Check out your profile. Did you mess with it?
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Clovey... did you fix it? I checked your options, and they look fine...
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