A funny for the day. :)
Bed Time Prayer
> >
> > Now I lay me down to sleep.
> > I pray the Lord
> > My shape to keep.
> > Please no wrinkles;
> > please no bags.
> > And lift my butt
> > before it sags.
> > Please no age spots;
> > please no gray.
> > And as for my belly.....
> > please take it away.
> > Please keep me healthy;
> > please keep me young.
> > And thank you Dear Lord,
> > for all you've done.
> >
> > Footnote:
> > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob:
> > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts.
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