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A funny for the day. :)
Bed Time Prayer
> > > > Now I lay me down to sleep. > > I pray the Lord > > My shape to keep. > > Please no wrinkles; > > please no bags. > > And lift my butt > > before it sags. > > Please no age spots; > > please no gray. > > And as for my belly..... > > please take it away. > > Please keep me healthy; > > please keep me young. > > And thank you Dear Lord, > > for all you've done. > > > > Footnote: > > One saggy boob said to the other saggy boob: > > "If we don't get some support soon, people will think we're nuts. |
:rofl: cute one
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waaaaaaaah! It's too late!! :rofl:
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Great one little chick!
Did you guys hear that they're trying out Botox Cosmetic for breast augmentation that is less surgically invasive? |
I knew they could use it to "perk you up"...
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ummmm *Clovey adopts whiney voice* 'Ruuuuuuth, Ellllliiisss, where are my smilies gone? '
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Oh no! Check out your profile. Did you mess with it?
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Clovey... did you fix it? I checked your options, and they look fine... :?:
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:yes: :thanks:
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