I am a Novelty Hat
There are many sorts of novelty hat; some are genuinely funny, some are cliché and boring. I hope I am one of the genuinely funny ones, but I'm not entirely sure. I probably drink a lot.
I am a Bowler Hat.
I'm very proper, often politically correct, precise and dapper. I generally look down on the masses, but I usually try not to let it show. Can't get away from that snob thing.
oh my! I am a 10 gallon hat...I was thinking I was sort of a fedora, a cross between Annie Hall and Humphry Bogart..but instead I'm just 'Hoss...
(I did just buy that electric blue and black cowboy shirt with the pearl buttons...oh my!)
Hey, I'm a party hat!
Party over here. yeah yeah, Party over there yeah yeah
Tha roof, Tha roof, Tha roof is on FIRE. We don't need no water let the mutha*&#$($( burn! Burn mutha*#*#( BURN!!!!!
Looks like I am an origami hat.
"I am generally dissatisfied with the products of others, so I make my own; stronger, faster, better. I'm a creative and inventive person. "
I am a Bowler Hat.
I'm very proper, often politically correct, precise and dapper. I generally look down on the masses, but I usually try not to let it show. Can't get away from that snob thing.
Same here, Ellis.....Bowler Hat all the way. I will say that I while I wholly agree with this description of me, I find it at the same time inadequate from the standpoint of fully detailing my qualities...........
okay, i'm off to go cry now... but in my defense... I do NOT think the cup holder story is funny. so there!
"I am a Redhat.
I'm too much of a geek to be a genuine hat of any sort. I was hoping my result would be 'white-hat' or 'black-hat', and am disappointed that those results weren't even available. I probably think the cup-holder story is funny."
but then, I do my alternate, which really DOES reflect the true me...
"I am a Halo.
I believe I am perfect. Others may not think so, but those others are wrong."
I enjoy sports, either to partake or to spectate. I have something of an all-American personality. I am a consumer, witness my power.
I am also a Crash Helmet.
I may appear to take risks, but they're always carefully calculated to be not actually that risky. My primary concern is for my safety and comfort, and that of those around me; only when that's taken care of do I go after fun.