okay, i'm off to go cry now... but in my defense... I do NOT think the cup holder story is funny. so there!
"I am a Redhat.
I'm too much of a geek to be a genuine hat of any sort. I was hoping my result would be 'white-hat' or 'black-hat', and am disappointed that those results weren't even available. I probably think the cup-holder story is funny."
but then, I do my alternate, which really DOES reflect the true me...
"I am a Halo.
I believe I am perfect. Others may not think so, but those others are wrong."