I think along with the new law...that appropriate marriage licenses are in order with two spaces for wives and husbands. 

I hate being called a "wife".
I prefer "the boss" myself...cuz it's true.
One day I was on the phone with him at work...and his co-workers were right there...and when I said "I love you" he said (really loud and obnoxiously) "I can't say THAT....my FRIENDS will hear!" 
Starts the day off nicely.
We always get so sidetracked!