[peach pit]

oooooohhhhhh.....Pooooooky! good idea...you got them singers going see....



all you need are the......



June Taylor Dancers!!!!!


anyone got a feather boa???

I think it is just beautiful Chickadee...ya done brought tears to my eyes!!!! I bet Spot is just going to be overcome with emotion!

peach

[Chickadee]

Why yes, I do happen to own a feather boa!

Dear Peach,
Your June Taylor Dancers look goofy,
Their abdomens look really poofy,
With legs just like sticks
Can they still do high kicks?
And those things on their feet look like hoofys!

Still ain't signin' this!


p.s. never, ever encourage me!

[Chickadee]

I swear I haven't been drinking!

This one's for you Pook!

Pooky's rolling around on the floor,
And her *** isn't on her no more.
She lost it while laughin'
It's smaller by half'n,
Thought that's what lo-carbin' was for?

Again, I wouldn't dream of signing this!

[peach pit]

HOOFYS....you slay me! Give that Gal a contract!

Dear No Name,

Your feather boa wouldn'g happen to be PINK would it????!!!!

:

go ahead...say something about my dental work...I double dog dare ya!

signed,
MamaJ,
(she's gonna kill me!)

[MamaJ]

PEACHIE!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE NOW?????

Let me just add ~~ ( with a gorgeous RED boas !!)

Tho Mama has been down with the sickies
She cared to stop and check on the chickies
Imagine the surprise and to her dismay
To discover they've all been out to frolick and play

Where is your water -- Mama did ask
And some replied "HUH, you can kiss my gla**
Who are you to show up now?
Are you a LC'er OR a spotted cow?

Mama in her loving LC way did say
"yes child, we know the price LCer's pay"
A spotted cow I may now feel
But out love and support for you is reel!

W-E-L-C-O-M-E means
WE Low Carbers Offer Motivation and Encouragement

Love Ya ~~ J

Darn Peachie - don't do that to me again!!! I'm no match for some of the poets we've got around here!

[MamaJ]

I just scrolled back up and am trying to understand.....

HMMMM.....THE SPOT......TINGLY.....HOT DOG !!

With those kind of thoughts!!! No wonder I couldn't rhyme!

OK Peachie! It's your turn (AND ....... )

Gotta go---DH is screaming AGAIN and I've got 8 teens here!

Luv ya'll

[goodforme]

I like my bubba teeth, too!

Chickadee, Peach, ya'll should go on tour, you keep me in stitches! Maybe we should charge for this. Must be the weekend that has you in such a good mood. Have a great one!

[Ms Spotdog]

You guys are cracking me up here!!!! My family is looking at me like I just went COMPLETELY round the bend rather than just dawdling like usual!!! I am laughing SOOOOO hard here!!! LOL

I can't BELEIVE that I started ALL this with just one little whimpy post!!!!

I am so touched!!!! NOT that kind of touch, Peachie!!!

I sure do love my LC buddies! And Chickadee, I have to say that I was rather tingly ma'self when I saw you start posting here again!!!! I sure did miss you, sweetums! (but I do kinda miss hearing about that chocolate shop!!!!)

All I can say is....................YOU LOVE ME, YOU REALLY LOVE ME!!!!

Kel

[Chickadee]

You know I have to meet the challenge of a double-dog dare, dahlink Peach!

(In reference to Peachie's poor attempt to drag innocent MamaJ into the fray)

That MamaJ's got some big molars,
As white as the North and South Polars,
We thought that we'd lost her,
Wait! It's an imposter!
It's just Peachie, who's kind of a troller!

The unknown poet
(who, by the way, would have a black and purple boa of course!)

[Chickadee]

Oh Mama Janice, I bow to your poetic masterpiece! Here I am, creating ditties in the face of a sonnet or an ode, or something like that! Your effort didn't go unnoticed!

Kel - Well duh, of course we really love you! So be warned, if you don't post more often, Janice and I will PM you poetry, probably (nope, definitely!) all bad.

Now, for the rest of you, (and you know who you are) BEHAVE!

Signed,
Ruthxxx, the antique moderator
(hey, if miss smarty pants can pull out the big guns, so can I!)