(copied from another site but worth sharing) If you guys didn't pay attention to any of the other warnings please pay attention to this one!
Don't go to the bathroom on October 28th. CIA intelligence reports that a major plot is planned for that day. Anyone who takes a poop on the 28th will be bitten on the *** by an alligator.
Reports indicate that organized groups of alligators are planning to rise up into unsuspecting American's toliet bowls and bite them when they are doing their dirty business.
I usually don't send emails like this, but I got this information from a reliable source. It came from a friend of a friend whose cousin is dating this girl whose brother knows this guy whose wife knows this lady whose husband buys hotdogs from this guy who knows a shoeshine guy who shines the shoes of a mailroom worker who has a friend who's drug dealer sells drugs to another mailroom worker who works in the CIA building. He apparently overheard two guys talking in the bathroom about alligators and came to the conclusion that we are going to be attacked. So it must be true.
Fortunately this will only happen if you "go" in an outhouse!
It's a bit cold out here in Wisconsin for alligators, but there was one or two loose awhile back not too far from us. I guess some people raised them and they got out of their outside cages!
Warning re October 29th!!!
Secret to an alligator-free toilet?
