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Old 05-31-2011, 04:35 PM   #16  
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Getting a full body massage on a daily basis will tone your muscles and shrink your fat.
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Old 05-31-2011, 04:40 PM   #17  
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Also, I heard that if you touch a skinny person after eating, all those calories go to them.
Why can't this one be true?!?
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Old 05-31-2011, 04:46 PM   #18  
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Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

I'm getting my blindfold.
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Old 06-02-2011, 02:31 PM   #19  
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Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

I'm getting my blindfold.
hahahahhahahah!!!!! Great one!
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Old 06-20-2011, 06:36 PM   #20  
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I'm dying laughing right now!

I heard on tv one time that if you indulge, soon you'll see no more bulge =]
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Old 06-20-2011, 06:46 PM   #21  
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-if you eat off someone else's plate the calories don't count as they are intended for someone else
-If you break a candy bar in half all the calories fall out
-Stick your food up on top of the fridge, calories are afraid of heights and will jump off to save themselves.

side bar- I'm a waitress, and whenever people are debating over whether or not to get dessert, I always chime in with we don't serve anything with fat or calories here
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Old 06-21-2011, 06:32 AM   #22  
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haha typical fox news.


I read that Jillian Michaels recommends 4 hours per day of watching scrubs reruns as a guaranteed method of weight loss. the average person using her method loses around 7 lbs per week. I'm so trying this one.
I tried this and it didn't work. That I saw I missed the part where you have to have a chocolate snack with every episode to melt the pounds away. I'll let you know how it goes.
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Old 06-23-2011, 07:09 AM   #23  
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On vacation, there are no calories or fat grams!
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Old 06-25-2011, 10:46 AM   #24  
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I just read in a diet magazine that if you eat with your eyes closed then the calories don't count.
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Old 07-30-2011, 01:42 AM   #25  
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Apparently studies were wrong, lettuce makes you fat. That's why we're all having issues losing weight
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Old 07-30-2011, 08:08 AM   #26  
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Dark foods (e.g. chocolate, steak) absorb energy as they pass through your system and provide a net calorie deficit!
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Old 07-30-2011, 09:09 AM   #27  
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Lol, these are great. I'd just like to say with all this awesome health info yall are providing I just realized my scale lies! As it turns out, with all this info, I'm UNDER weight! Oh my!
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Old 07-30-2011, 09:44 AM   #28  
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What if you could go to bed fat and wake up thin ? I'd sign up for that one.
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:08 PM   #29  
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Yesterday night suddenly my butts and cheeks interchanghed places. Now, i look so very beautiful. Fox news channel is coming to my place to take my interview. I will tell whole world how i manage to do that. So, do not miss the interview.
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Old 08-05-2011, 02:30 PM   #30  
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I heard on Tyra that if the package has no nutrition information then is has no calories (I will be living at the corner bakery!!!!!)
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