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  •   #16  
    SCraver's AvatarSCraver , 05-31-2011 04:35 PM
    Getting a full body massage on a daily basis will tone your muscles and shrink your fat.
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    dragonlady1978's Avatardragonlady1978 , 05-31-2011 04:40 PM
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    Originally Posted by fatferretfanatic

    Also, I heard that if you touch a skinny person after eating, all those calories go to them.
    Why can't this one be true?!?
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    bama girl's Avatarbama girl , 05-31-2011 04:46 PM
    Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

    I'm getting my blindfold.
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    jessica2231's Avatarjessica2231 , 06-02-2011 02:31 PM
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by bama girl
    Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

    I'm getting my blindfold.
    hahahahhahahah!!!!! Great one!
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    keller237's Avatarkeller237 , 06-20-2011 06:36 PM
    I'm dying laughing right now!

    I heard on tv one time that if you indulge, soon you'll see no more bulge =]
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    willowtree17's Avatarwillowtree17 , 06-20-2011 06:46 PM
    -if you eat off someone else's plate the calories don't count as they are intended for someone else
    -If you break a candy bar in half all the calories fall out
    -Stick your food up on top of the fridge, calories are afraid of heights and will jump off to save themselves.

    side bar- I'm a waitress, and whenever people are debating over whether or not to get dessert, I always chime in with we don't serve anything with fat or calories here
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    CrystalZ10's AvatarCrystalZ10 , 06-21-2011 06:32 AM
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    Originally Posted by lizziep
    haha typical fox news.


    I read that Jillian Michaels recommends 4 hours per day of watching scrubs reruns as a guaranteed method of weight loss. the average person using her method loses around 7 lbs per week. I'm so trying this one.
    I tried this and it didn't work. That I saw I missed the part where you have to have a chocolate snack with every episode to melt the pounds away. I'll let you know how it goes.
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    atagirl's Avataratagirl , 06-23-2011 07:09 AM
    On vacation, there are no calories or fat grams!
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    butterflymama's Avatarbutterflymama , 06-25-2011 10:46 AM
    I just read in a diet magazine that if you eat with your eyes closed then the calories don't count.
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    ADL's AvatarADL , 07-30-2011 01:42 AM
    Apparently studies were wrong, lettuce makes you fat. That's why we're all having issues losing weight
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    yoyoma's Avataryoyoma , 07-30-2011 08:08 AM
    Dark foods (e.g. chocolate, steak) absorb energy as they pass through your system and provide a net calorie deficit!
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    ButterCup85's AvatarButterCup85 , 07-30-2011 09:09 AM
    Lol, these are great. I'd just like to say with all this awesome health info yall are providing I just realized my scale lies! As it turns out, with all this info, I'm UNDER weight! Oh my!
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    bargoo's Avatarbargoo , 07-30-2011 09:44 AM
    What if you could go to bed fat and wake up thin ? I'd sign up for that one.
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    puneri's Avatarpuneri , 08-05-2011 02:08 PM
    Yesterday night suddenly my butts and cheeks interchanghed places. Now, i look so very beautiful. Fox news channel is coming to my place to take my interview. I will tell whole world how i manage to do that. So, do not miss the interview.
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    wagfam's Avatarwagfam , 08-05-2011 02:30 PM
    I heard on Tyra that if the package has no nutrition information then is has no calories (I will be living at the corner bakery!!!!!)
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