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  • Getting a full body massage on a daily basis will tone your muscles and shrink your fat.
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    Also, I heard that if you touch a skinny person after eating, all those calories go to them.
    Why can't this one be true?!?
  • Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

    I'm getting my blindfold.
  • Quote: Quantum theory suggests that if one does not observe their food whilst eating it, there is a 50% chance that the calories do not exist.

    I'm getting my blindfold.
    hahahahhahahah!!!!! Great one!
  • I'm dying laughing right now!

    I heard on tv one time that if you indulge, soon you'll see no more bulge =]
  • -if you eat off someone else's plate the calories don't count as they are intended for someone else
    -If you break a candy bar in half all the calories fall out
    -Stick your food up on top of the fridge, calories are afraid of heights and will jump off to save themselves.

    side bar- I'm a waitress, and whenever people are debating over whether or not to get dessert, I always chime in with we don't serve anything with fat or calories here
  • Quote: haha typical fox news.


    I read that Jillian Michaels recommends 4 hours per day of watching scrubs reruns as a guaranteed method of weight loss. the average person using her method loses around 7 lbs per week. I'm so trying this one.
    I tried this and it didn't work. That I saw I missed the part where you have to have a chocolate snack with every episode to melt the pounds away. I'll let you know how it goes.
  • On vacation, there are no calories or fat grams!
  • I just read in a diet magazine that if you eat with your eyes closed then the calories don't count.
  • Apparently studies were wrong, lettuce makes you fat. That's why we're all having issues losing weight
  • Dark foods (e.g. chocolate, steak) absorb energy as they pass through your system and provide a net calorie deficit!
  • Lol, these are great. I'd just like to say with all this awesome health info yall are providing I just realized my scale lies! As it turns out, with all this info, I'm UNDER weight! Oh my!
  • What if you could go to bed fat and wake up thin ? I'd sign up for that one.
  • Yesterday night suddenly my butts and cheeks interchanghed places. Now, i look so very beautiful. Fox news channel is coming to my place to take my interview. I will tell whole world how i manage to do that. So, do not miss the interview.
  • I heard on Tyra that if the package has no nutrition information then is has no calories (I will be living at the corner bakery!!!!!)