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Old 01-31-2007, 04:11 PM   #1  
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Default Top 10 Country Songs

TOP COUNTRY MUSIC RECORDINGS

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.
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Old 01-31-2007, 05:43 PM   #2  
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Old 01-31-2007, 08:31 PM   #3  
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Hilarious TECH!! Thanks!
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How about 'she ain't pretty, she just looks that way'?
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Old 02-02-2007, 10:14 AM   #5  
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Old 02-03-2007, 02:23 PM   #6  
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LOL, that is funny.
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