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techwife 01-31-2007 04:11 PM

Top 10 Country Songs
 
TOP COUNTRY MUSIC RECORDINGS

12. I Hate Every Bone in Her Body But Mine.

11. It's Hard to Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed Your *** All Day.

10. If the Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

9. I Liked You Better Before I Got to Know You So Well.

8. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

7. I Wouldn't Take Her to a Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

6. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

5. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's like You're Still Here.

4. If I Had Shot You When I First wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now.

3. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.

2. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger.

And the number 1 Country Song is:

1. I Ain't Never Gone to Bed with Ugly Women But I've Sure Woke Up With a Few.

fitbyforty 01-31-2007 05:43 PM

Too funny:)

EZMONEY 01-31-2007 08:31 PM

Hilarious TECH!! Thanks!

srmb60 01-31-2007 08:41 PM

How about 'she ain't pretty, she just looks that way'?

chick_in_the_hat 02-02-2007 10:14 AM

:lol3:

lilybelle 02-03-2007 02:23 PM

LOL, that is funny.


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