A friend shared this with me and I thought it was so funny, I had to share it with you to bring a laugh to your morning. I can just see some men saying things like this! My husband made a slip about a week ago and told me to get my fat *&^ off the sofa and check something -- now he tells me to get my skinny @#$ up -- he learned really, really quickly!!!
THE MIRACLE OF TOILET PAPER
Fresh from the shower, I stood in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts were too small. Instead of characteristically
telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically came up with a suggestion.
"If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds."
Willing to try anything, I fetched a piece of toilet paper and stood in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?", I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years", my husband replied.
I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts bigger over the years?"
Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He is still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again.
Stupid, stupid man.
