-I have a list of older men that I'd only kick out of bed to do on the floor (as I'm 23, most men on this list are in their late 30s/40s. On the top are Nathan Fillion, David Tennant and Paavo from Apocalytica). I discussed said list with my boyfriend before we started dating, and he informed me that he had no objections as long as threesomes were encouraged
Paavo? Really? Well I guess that's ok 'cause that leaves Perrtu Kivilassko for me mmm I loves me my slender boys.
I love animals. I prefer being around animals rather than people.
I don't like people touching me because I have a fear of getting germs from
them.
I like staying in bed ALL weekend and not doing a darn thing.
I hate when a co-worker of mine ALWAYS takes off from work. She abuses
the sick leave policy and she is NOT sick.
I'm addicted to food.
I love looking for free stuff on Craigslist.
I'm brutally honest so please be careful when you ask my opinion about
something.
I get hiccups when I laugh.
I wish I had enough money to get liposuction in my stomach, my arms and my
breasts.
-I used to take piano lessons when I was like 7, but quit. Now I regret quitting.
-I love listening to a heart beating
-I don't know how to ride a bike, and I'm almost 20
-I've never had a real job
-I collect those plastic cups that you get lemonade in at fair
-I like to play doctor for my friends, but I normally have no idea what I am talking about.
- I don't listen to the radio unless its classic oldies (50's, 60's and 70's)
-I strongly prefer loose bowel movements to solid ones.
-I have always wanted a wedding but I don't care about actually being married, and thinking about what songs to have at my wedding is enough to make me not actually want one.
-I am a "cat person" through and through and do not understand how anyone could be a "dog person."
-I don't want to live in a large city because while I love what cities offer, I hate the people in my age group who flock to them (out to prove something).
-I am 25 and I still want to recognize/live in the goth/wizard forest world of my imagination from when I was 13 and using the Internet to learn about Wicca and other alternative subcultures.
-I hate babies and young kids. The sound of squealing toddler laughter makes me feel homicidal.
-I rewrote the Bible when I was 11 to revolve around hallucinogenic drugs and disco music.
- I used to be an amazing D&D master.
- Under the right conditions, which doesn't necessarily mean being alone, I can achieve orgasm just by thinking about it.
- I believe that I can kill houseplants in the store just by thinking about bringing them home.
- My oddest talent is an uncanny ability for predicting the timing and nature of mechanical breakdowns.
- I want to meet a ghost.
- The only things I don't like about my kid are the ones I have in common with him.
- I am slowly learning that the world doesn't come to an end when I'm not a people-pleasing suck up. I hope to someday patent my invisible Guiltfree Grease.
*I'm a scary movie fanatic..
*I'm terrified of thunderstorms and tornados. I can actually remember my mom holding me and running into a dark room when I was a baby because there was a bad storm so I think that's why I'm so afraid now.
*I have a phobia of bees. Like, I literally won't wear perfume or go by flowers in the summer time in fear of being stung.
*I worked from home for 2 years as a phone sex operator when I was 18 to 20 years old. (haha)
*I have 3 kids and am married at the age of 23. I had my first child at 17.
x2 On terrified of bad storms and tornadoes.. I KNOW that's how i'm going to die or that's how I died in a past life or something. I am useless during tornado sirens.
* My husband and I said our vows to the theme of a zombie wedding
* I think cheetahs are the most amazing animal on the face of the planet
* I enrolled my daughter in ballet, even though I hate it
* I love my husband, he is the love of my life, but sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I had I married the other guy instead.
* I stay sick more than I am well due to a variety of health issues
* I am OCD, live in a house with people who have OCD, and can't be OCD because I am too busy trying to keep their OCD from overtaking mine.
* My only fear in life is I will die on a bridge. I hate bridges. They scare me more than anything else in this world.
* I secretly detest my dad but will never tell him that, nor will I ever tell him I think my step dad is a far better man.
*I have a career in computer programming because of what I learned playing video games.
*Despite interesting beginnings I turned out to be not religious or spiritual in any way.
*I have two siamese cats and a sheltie.
*I'd wanted to see Egypt, but I probably waited too long there...
*I'm an over achiever that struggles with the realization that my son will not be as he's developmentally delayed and is usually at the bottom of everything.
*My dream job would allow me to travel all over the world while working on spaceships at the same time.
*I hate peanut butter.
*I love extreme weather.
*I prefer keens over heels.
*I'd like to have at least one Michelin star chef meal in my life.
* I love dogs but I'm also afraid of them after being attacked by one in the fourth grade.
* One of my biggest pet peeves is when people misspell "Y'all" as "Yall" or "Ya'll". COME ON PEOPLE WE ARE IN TEXAS.
* I love, love love the smell of dirt. I could sniff a potato all day long.
* I'm terrified I won't turn out to be a good mom.
~ I finally googled the name for the absolute irrational terror to the point of crying like a little girl that I get when I am in the passenger seat on the interstate. It's called amaxophobia. At least it has a name.
~ I am turning thirty in six weeks and it scares the Sh*t out of me!
~ I still smoke, even though I know what it can do to my face and body. I love it so much.
~ I can't believe I still live in the same town I was raised in in the Bible Belt. I am equally disgusted and enamored with my little town on the Bay.
~ It has always been my dream to live my last years in a renovated lighthouse on the coast of New England and to die with my typewriter, old books, coffee and wine all around me. Ahhhh, something to look forward to when my husband dies. Lol Lol.
- My hobby is baking and cake/cupcake decorating, which is part of why I'm extremely overweight!
- I have a phobia of loud, unexpected noises. Thunder, balloons popping, things like that. People make fun of me all the time, because I will literally run away from balloons.
- I am a slob and desperately wish I were a neat freak.
- I smoked for over a decade, and quit successfully almost exactly 3 years ago!
- I HATE onions. HATE them. No matter how small they are chopped, I can always tell they're there, and I hate them so much they make me gag.
- I have a beautiful daughter who I love more than anything, even though some days I feel as though I could lose my mind at any moment.
- I met my husband online, on plenty of fish.
- It just thundered outside and I nearly shat myself.
mmm I loves me my slender boys.
