'Magine my surprise - I've been out of touch since last December and return to find (screechy music) (I don't know how to spell ee ee ee) It's ALIVE! The thread is among the undead!!!
But, have no fear, yoyo the threadkiller is near......
Really have tons of things I should be doing but had to pop in to say OMG - Operator265!?! is that you?!? You look amazing!!! And, hang tough chickie, the quit gets easier every day - take it from someone who lit their last sickorette back in November and hasn't looked back or regretted it for a moment (well, except maybe on that third day.....) since. You go girl and congrats on making it through "**** week"
Alright, here's a joke to make you laugh before you all go to bed ...
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the
freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the
blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was
oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked
down his window, turned on his bullhorn and
yelled, "PULLOVER! "NO," the blonde yelled back,"IT'S A SCARF!"
If I get swine flu I'm gonna scoot right on out to CA and kiss Gary right on the mouth. I'm not worried about Ang. If she can handle more than a decade with GarBear, a puny little virus ain't gonna take her down.
Welcome back Yoyo. 'Bout freakin' time you checked in.
Hattie-Welcome to Onederland. Enjoy, the water's just right.
One of my employees is planning to go to Mexico this weekend. Stupid. He says he'll go to a nice resort. So what? The couple from Scotland were at a nice resort on their honeymoon and got the flu.