Know how to catch a polar bear?

(Ya gotta say this out loud.)

Get some frozen peas and then cut a big hole in the ice.
Place the peas around the hole you cut and hide.
Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea...
You kick him in the ice hole.:D

I'm not sure the young 'uns around here would understand the part about the dime, or where you put it.:eek:

The average person produces 1/2 L of gas distributed over an average of 14 farts a day!

I love the maturity of this group!

I tried using some "big" words. But it still did not mature up the content eh?

I told you people I was ABOVE AVERAGE! Heck, by those stats, I'm pretty damned SPACTACULAR!!!:carrot:

I know some folks who are overachievers.

Speaking of which, where are EZ and Bill?:chin:

They are probably still trying to understand the mammogram poem.

Is there a crown for overacheivement...or being damned SPACTACULAR?

:queen:


I have no way to make a cloud of gas around that or curly hair.

Queen of Noxious Gases

nox·ious (nkshs)
adj.
1. Harmful to living things; injurious to health: noxious chemical wastes.
2. Harmful to the mind or morals; corrupting: noxious ideas.

Lol!