Tortilla soup farts! Yummy!

J's reply to the soup, "It's good Mom, but Geez Louise, why don't you just eat the Cayenne straight out of the bottle?":hot: My response, "HEY, if the numbness wears off my tongue within 24 hrs of eating, it's just too bland.":p

Hey maybe alittle Red Green would inspire people.

http://www.ilaugh.com/the_red_green_show

"If the women dont find you handsome, they should at least find you handy!" Red Green

Evening folks!

:cofdate: Gee, I wonder if I'm the "drip" Ruthie ran into this morning.:chin:

Nope, that'd be Gary.

smart alec

Who's Alec? Has he been posting here?

he was the 6th B-G

Well, he should be. Irks me. Jessica Simpson gains 10 lbs. and she's FAT. Baldwin, Shatner and Spader pudge out and ya hear crickets.

I think I'm gonna do my hair tonight. I wanna be purtier than Gary.

I'm relatively certain that you already are.

WAKE UP EVERYBODY!!!

I kinda doubt I looked too good yesterday. Know what happens when you fall asleep on newly permed, wet hair? Ya get that Medusa look goin' on.:fr:

A little of my Dad's poetry for youse guys...

Cold, dark miserable and glum.
Cold as the fur on a polar bear's bum.

Just thought I'd raise the cultural level in here.

And GOOD MORNING!

Here I sit, all broken heartened
Came to poop, but only farted

MORNING RUTHIE!:wave:

I remember that one except it was "Paid a dime but....".
Reminds me....need to thaw some baked beans so I can make a quesadilla for dinner.