ThreadKiller VI-Absurdity on Steroids
 

Oh yeah!!!! 500th post! Final post! And I learned a new trick!!!

I AM THE QUEEN OF THE WORLD!!!

You may all take turns kissing my ring. Single file. One at a time. Now stop pushing! Everyone will get a chance.

:cry: I missed it! It's nice that we can start a new thread on a new month.
(I have a very boring life and enjoy simple pleasures.)

I'm with ya there sista. We should get together on Valentine's day with a 5th of scotch and a 5th of blended whiskey(or litres), get ripped and b***h about everyone else who has a life.

one bourbon....one scotch....one beer.....

George Thorogood and The Destroyers

thank you very much

Well I am lame I fell asleep on the couch waiting for others to come online! Leafs won DH happy. Now I have the super bowl chilli in the slow cooker!

Thanks Gary...now that song will be stuck in my head all day...

Kudos to the Operator
 

Kudos to the Operator for teaching me to close a thread, simply by doing so herself, which caused me to look around and find out how.



[Maybe now she'll teach me to drive one of those HONKING big trucks.]

I must apologize for not making the stretch run last night.

After our monthly get together Angie and I went to church. When we cam home she decided she wanted to load a new i-pod she picked up at Costco yesterday. It is her first one and she had a few problems....it was taking a bit too long.

I was watching Cops when she finished....she said "You can have the computer now OR we can have :love: date night :love:

sorry :o Team...it had been a looooooong time ;)

Move over JULIA ...I'm coming for dinner! :carrot:

I do what I can JULES ;)

Seriously....could you see her teaching your kid how to drive in drivers ed? :D

Hey she can teach my kids. Although DH drives transport he sure does not want to be responsible for any more STUPID 4wheelers on the road. He would prefer them to ride thier tricycle till death!

and here we go again...

I missed the killing.

I wasn't even having "date night"

Bill, you were so close.

Operator...THE QUEEN.. Congrats. I think everyone was afraid of you and stayed away.

HMMM..Can there be "date morning" or "date afternoon"?

See ya all later ;)

EZ you and your family would always be welcome for a meal. Ever come to the great white north?

When is the crowning ceremony? Queen Operator I curtsie to you!

:queen: A message from your beloved ruler.

Ummmm, the X was talking to one of the guys from the construction arm of his company. He worked on "The Big Dig" in Boston. The drivers there are freaking nuts. I can deal with the "moments of shear terror" out there, but hours on end. :yikes:


Posted by Gary:
Thinin' we should start a Mens Only Threadkiller BILL.....nah! That wouldn't be fun!

Yeah Gary, guess you know how shy I am about gate crashin' a MEN'S thread.:s:

You're kidding right. Grey hairs are popping out all over my head just thinking about my 15 yr. old. Whaaaaaa, ya tryin' ta kill me here.:tired:

Be skeered. Be very askeered.:badbat:

_________

OK. "Jimi Hendrix-The Man They Made God" is on Biography. Gotta go.

Hmmmm, Goddess Operator has a nice ring to it too.:chin:

Hey, Julia, where the heck are you? (PM me if you are shy.) I suspect it's the other side of The Big Smoke. Maybe we should plan a threadkiller get-together. (Is get-together hyphenated or not?)

Sigh.... I missed out big time. Why does it always happen on weekends???? Saturdays are just incredibly busy for me. Oh well. At least we aren't having a lag time between the old thread and the start of the new thread. We know we love it! We are addicted!!!

Goddess Operator: Where did you get that skeery smilie? It is soooo cool!

Yes...and skeery too!

I am making Barbecue pulled pork in the slow cooker. I hope it turns out ok because it is a first for me.

Have a great..no...SUPER.. Sunday everyone!

Can anyone post on this thread?

No Superbowl party for me. DH won't be home until late tonight.

I could make some superbowl food, but then that would just kill my diet (which isn't going so well right now anyway).

Janga - Please join us! We could always use some fresh humour (read between the lines fresh blood).

Ruth - Me shy ha! We are in Kitchener.

No superbowl party here either. But, we'll watch the game! I'm managing the football pool from work. High stakes! It was 25 cents per square. Big time pay off of $2.50 at the end of the first quarter, $5.00 at halftime, $7.50 after the third, and a big $10.00 for the final score. We make it cheap so that everyone can play. Keeps it interesting anyway!

:hat: Partying alone here today too. I kind of like it that way ;) Kids are all going to young people Super Bowl parties...of course if the Raiders were playing they would be here :carrot:

Angie is making some killer bacon burgers for dinner and I bought a bag of kettle chips and a 12 pack of Miller and a 30 pack of Bud....just in case I get thirsty ;)

Hitting the Henry Winehard Root Beer hard right now!

Not going to drink all that beer today TEAM...it was just on sale :)

Angie is shuffling Brooks and Dunn ~ Alan Jackson and George Strait on the stereo right now....love-love it!

Dedicated "I Cross My Heart" to her years ago...don'tch know :love:

Who is next in lie to kiss Miss TNT's ring?

Gotta know where???
 

Before I commit to kiss that ring, I wanta know precisely where it's located.




[Don't want to be 'splaining to the Mrs or anything.]

STOP!!...POSTING HERE...STOP!!

...until the RAIDERS win the Super Bowl....

Sorry you missed out Slash. See what happens to you peoples who have real lives and friends and Super Bowl parties and what not.:p

Hattie-That one is at the veeerrrryyy bottom of the smiley list.:witch: I loves me smileys.

Janga-Welcome.:welcome2: Come on in, the water's fine. So is the beer, scotch and whiskey. We don't bite, only nibble a little.:dracula:

EZ and Bill-I'll let y'all use the same one I tell all the guys guys at work to kiss.:s:

Ruth-I'm up for a get together. I'll bring whiskey, Mich Ultra and, of course, my big 'ol honkin' ring.:queen:

100 yards now 12 minutes.
 

Just saw a 100 yard interception return with the clock run out in the first half; might be the best play I've ever seen.


Now listening to some young guy (judged by jumping about the stage) singing some old, old, old songs.

Life is good.

Gotta go ... there's exactly 12 minutes of this.

Hey wait a minute! Just how did the closing of the thread come about? Hmm? Hmm?

Ruth? Julia is an hour or so away from me. You come to this area and we'll be there! Right Julia?

I should be home, kickin' back and watching the game on my new TV with suround sound, but NOOOOO! I have to work folr a living.

Reversal of Fortunes
 

Keep it down. The Cardinals just reversed the game with 2:37 to play in regulation time.

A miracle in Tampa Bay.

A pause for the two minute warning.

I'm trying to cook some spaghetti squash for next weeks lunches. But TV is out here in the Living Room. Conflict.

Steelers just re-reversed
 

With a touchdown with 35 seconds remaining.

Being reviewed by refs, but it looked good to me.

Makes it 26-23 before the extra point attempt.


TOUCHDOWN STANDS

Quite a game!

10 years of marriage. And I still dont really understand the game! But I try! I finally get most of hockey.

Ginger, Sissy and I watched the Puppy Bowl!! That was more fun to watch and easier to understand

Alright Karen! I was watching that before work too. I think Moose, the Aussie Hound was my fav.

Gosh that was a good game! I had no stake in it and wasn't rooting for either team in particular, but that was fun to watch.

Gary, if we stop the thread until the Raiders win.... well, we'd all be too old to type.

Maybe the Broncos... next year. On to baseball!

Awww, man I missed the killing of the Threadkiller. Congrats Operator!!!!!


Now back your regular programming....


Happy Monday All!!

What's the fastest we've gone to 500 posts?

You think we can do it before Valentine's Day?