Nope.

TPBM doesn't drive on "drinking" holidays.

I haven't been in the US in years during a "drinking holiday", and here people just do not drink and drive.

first offense: car impounded, huge fine, 6 month driving suspension, plus whatever the military tacks on for military members (varies from case to case)
second offense: car possessed by government, huge fine, jailtime, you lose your license permanently, plus whatever the military tacks on.

Yes we get the occasional stupid person who does and loses their license for 6 months but I've yet, in the 4.5 years I've been here, known, read of or heard of anyone who did it a second time. And since all police activity is published in the local paper... :p

However if I were in the US I'd definitely stay at home on Memorial Day, New Year's, and all the other 'drinking' holidays.

TPBM loves hockey.

Nope

TPBM used to bite their nails.

Yes.

TPBM is listening to fireworks in the neighborhood.

yes.

TPBM played with sparklers this week like they did when they were a kid.

Nope, I haven't handled any fireworks this year.

TPBM lives in an area where people pull over on busy interstates to watch fireworks. :rolleyes:

Nope. Didn't buy any fireworks this year.

TPBM
Ate watermellon today

No, but I had canteloupe and honeydew yesterday.

TPBM wore red white and blue on July 4th.

No, I wore blue and black, but I did wear my "America" tshirt yesterday at work and during my walk. :) I have 3 or 4 of them [patriotic t shirts], but I went "out" today, so I needed to be somewhat dressy.

TPBM is a fan of Elvis.

No.

TPBM had to work yesterday.

Yes - because I'm a Brit living in Bangkok, so it's just another day in my world. BUT it was only a half day, because it was the last day of term (the kids' last day was Thursday, but we had to go in on Friday to sort out and pack up and so forth).

TPBM is wearing matching bra and knickers.

I'm a little kinky...but nope! wink

TPBM saw fireworks last night

Sure did

TPBM went to a farmer's market today.

Nope...have enough veggies and fruit on hand and a ton of apricots the neighbor brought over yesterday

TPBM can leave the house...get a haircut and be back home in 15 minutes!

HAHAHAHA. I wouldn't want to see that haircut!!!

TPBM thinks that filling up their gas tank is the best thing they can do to quit eating so much!