Nope, my husband does that.

TPBM has a library card.

Every place I live I get one, and use it.

TPBM owns more books than movies.

Nope...but have more CD's than both!

TPBM is looking forward to the Euro Cup finals

No, not even sure what sport that is.

TPBM has never broken a bone.

Hahaha, you're kidding right? I'm the accident queen. 11 broken bones and over 2000 stitches in my body over my 39 years of life.

TPBM is ambidextrous.

(Wow, I've never broken a bone :) But I've had my fair share of unlucky health issues).

No, I'm a lefty but have ambidextrous tendencies (use scissors, eat, bowl, golf, throw, play guitar with my right hand), but not truly ambidextrous, which I think requires equal good use of both hands.

TPBM has visited the Louvre.

Once, although I'd love to go again.

TPBM has been to at least 5 US states (and driving through without stopping doesn't count).

Let's see.....Tennessee,South Carolina,Florida,Indiana....nope,unless the state you live in counts,which is Kentucky!!!
TPBM went somewhere outside the U.S. for vacation this year........

Well, since I live outside the US...no, my vacation was IN the US.

TPBM drinks (at least) their needed 64 oz. of water a day.

I do...

TPBM is an early bird

Nope, I'd rather sleep in and stay up late.

TPBM has an auto club membership.

Never bothered to haqve one, hubby is a machinst/mechanic who's best friend owns a tow truck & rollback...

TPBM loves motorcycle riding

I've only ever been a passenger on a dirt bike. Motorcycles seem dangerous to me.

TPBM: hears the pitter patter of little feet every day.

Nope, kids are grown.

TPBM gets ingrown toenails.

But I won't have them cut out because they pull part of your toenail out from the root. That's how they torture people! Yikes!!!

TPBM buys groceries at Walmart every Tuesday.