Watch where you step as it's the three French hens today.

Are French hens even fit to eat?

Only if prepared by a French Chef

I hope you give/gave your paper "boy" a very nice tip this year. Wow - that's service. Whoever it was did that in some mighty crummy weather to save you from going out in it. Well, delayed you going out in it.

Interesting that you thought of that; I did give him a big Christmas tip because his service is stellar. If I sleep as late as 4 am, the paper is waiting for me - always on the porch if not resting on the door itself.

The previous guy just threw it on the sidewalk next to the street - like dropped it out of his car door.

Both our morning and evening paper people are GIRLS :D

Good Morning everyone!

Yeah for paper girls; when I was a kid there weren't any, as in NONE.

Our recycling driver is female - a small female, 5'0" max. She leaps from her truck, moves as rapidly as a UPS driver when dragging the large recycle bins to her truck, dumping them, and then . . . wait for the surprise . . . puts the container back on the curb in a gentle motion. Yeah for hard working people.

I get two papers delivered daily, the Los Angeles Times and our local paper which flat rocks! I think it is one of the few around that is making money. Both delivered by adults, in cars, one male one female.....

Evening paper!? Cathy....we haven't had the option of one of those in 20 years.

I subscribe online to my home town paper, the Ottawa Citizen, but treat myself on the weekends to the Globe and Mail or the NY Times IF I can get them. The times requires a drive to town.

I subscribe to a morning paper, if I am lucky the driver a female will not throw it in the ivy which has an automatic sprinkler that comes on early in th AM .

Yep, our local paper is an evening one. We actually have a "paper box" which is similar to a mail box...and most of the time it is in there. And there is a mysterious orange dot on the box and one of the front pillars...so we are marked! I think it is the morning paper...but not sure!

We used to take two daily papers and got the free weekly local paper. Our paper recycling box was FULL every week and we had a challenge if we weren't home on a recycling day. (Note the clever combination of two topics from above. Not that there's any requirement for any post to relate to any other post in this thread.)

Now we subscribe to one paper online and still get the free weekly local paper. If we want to pick it up from a box, there's a version of one of the paid daily papers for free!

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Yes, let's get back OT.

Shall I throw out, pitch or freeze the eleven hunks of expensive cheese left after my Christmas Eve party?

(I'd do a poll for this but it's probably against the Threadkiller Rules.)

The ONLY anagram or rule that Bill needs to understand is STFU!!! :p

I NTOC and that is one of my problems!



ntoc....never throw out cheese....ntocoboc = never throw out cheese or beer or chips....

but you all probably knew that :)

Please apply aforementioned "rule/anagram" to EZ also.

ntocoboc......

if you spell check it you get ~ bocoboc, notebook, nutcracker and Knickerbocker....

therefore ICMUAFWIWIBCMUR!

I can make up any freakin' word I want if Bill can make up rules!

I subscribe to the notion that there are NO RULES ON THREADKILLER........Only this one , pay no attention to Bill and Gary.

HEY! :mad: I get this at home! :mad:

Best thing that has been said on this thread! Let's VOTE... who will keep score?

Hey! I thought the camels were still following a star in the east. What gives? That's why there is usually no hump day right after Christmas, Sillies!

Bill can't make up rules, but you can STFU, EZ~!!!!! Dammit people, the government of the fraggin(is that the word Ruth) USA says I can blow Shyt up if I wanna.I wanna blow Bill and EZ up. Why cannI do that??? I sooooooo wanna. Really, I wanna real bad!!!!

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Let's PRETEND operator...Let's blow EZ and Mr. Blue Eyes UP up AND away...

I missed that rule Ruth. Are you sure that isn't a Canadian rule?

Probably. We have lots of rules here, like being polite to most Americans and spelling words correctly.
Did any of you listen to or watch the Lizzie's broadcast Christmas Day? We have to or lose our citizenship.

Oh NO did I spell something wrong again?

Isn't it time we got back to normal?

"whatever your normal is"

If I showed you, I'd have to kill you......:D

Actually, Gary, your normal is what has kept me from visiting California. One of these days though ...

Hey, Ruth, I live in California, too . Northern California !!

Bargoo, I'd definitely visit you as you are my kind of "normal".

Come on down !!

Pick me up on the way, Ruthie. My toes are like popsicles. :brr:

I thought that this was pretty right on the money!!

260 to go! (Bill seems to always pounce on the truly even ones.)

There are no rules, including no rules about having no rules.

This is ANARCHY folks.

Keep good cheese or give it to friends. Mmmmm. Cheese!