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Didn't hear it. She must have been facing west.
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Sound asleep in the back of the staion wagon by shower time....
before you "go there".....I was 6 or 7...... watching at home is no pic-nic either..... |
You didn't hear it cuz I said here it....PLEASE don't tell my spelling teacher!!!
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Once again the thread turns to....
Spellers of the world UNTIE! |
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Can one really Untye? Because I have an old Tye-Dye shirt that needs fixin'.
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Bleach.
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Acid
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Start over - it's tye-dye-er. (tidier)
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Todyefor.
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[But it took me a while.] |
As we approach year's end I say we all take a pledge to keep things respectable.....
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Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa |
Good thing you came to your senses EZ!!
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Stalagmites are formed in caves by the dripping of water for a few centuries. Very slowly. Just happened to think of that. |
Speaking of Stalag mates...I miss Hogan and his Heroes
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My mom used to be crazy about Hulk Hogan.
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Yup - didn't take long to get back to c-r-a-z-y.
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Dear Santa,
I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the back door. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the craps and carrots make the deer fart in my face when riding in the sleigh. You want to do me a favor? Two words, Jim Beam. Santa |
Crazy or d-r-i-n-k-i-n-g !!!
I'm going to be making tollhouse cookies this afternoon for Santa. (Mr. WebRover has been asking for them every day for a week after he bought the GIANT size bag of Nestle's morsels at SAM's.) Cookies are not on my eating plan, but I guarantee I'll eat a few today, and a few more tomorrow. Let's hope they're all gone by then. The first batch out of the oven is usually eaten as I take them off the pan. Even had to buy milk yesterday so there would be some to go with the cookies for him. (I'm not and have never been a milk drinker.) |
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR !!!!!!!!
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DID :santa: COME?
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Yes Santa came...and he ate all the cookies! YEAH...no cookies at my house!
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Santa came. There are still 3 dozen chocolate chip cookies here. And TONS of candy - especially chocolate candy. Stollen and Gingerbread from Germany. But none of it is calling my name, so I'm ok (now).
Merry Christmas everyone! |
:santa: came....drank all my beer.....
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I have lots, Gary. I also have many, many empty champagne bottles!
Merry Christmas to us all! |
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And a partridge in a pear tree. |
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A co-worker found this note on her second grader's dresser Christmas morning.
Dear Santa: I'm sorry I've been bad. Please don't give me coal. By: **** |
Speaking of pears, a guest asked if it was OK to bring a pear appetizer.
"Certainly," I said with confidence that we'd have one more rational food choice. Turned out that she meant a hot-from-the-oven pear tart where the purpose of the crust was to absorb all the oils and become heavenly. Hardly rational, but certainly yummy. |
A rational dish of pears would have been nice.
A pear tart, mmmmm, how tempting. |
Angie made a tart of pears and apples for Vegan Boy tonight for our get together with our kids....Vegan Boy came with our step-d.....and so did her boyfriend that flew in from New York this afternoon....
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Can't dally. Covered in snow. Gotta dig. But I have my coffee and my morning newspaper (leaning against the front door so that I didn't even have to put on my boots to get it) so I can delay a bit. |
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