Lets Write A Story.....(game)
 

This can be very funny and alot of fun :lol:

In one, two or three sentences, lets write a story.

One day while I was surfing the web, I came across ............

a site that advertised furry birdcages. I knew that Leenie was looking for...

one to put in her yard next to that great big blow up bunny. But I noticed...

that the birdcage was covered with faux-rat-fur, and I KNEW that Leeni wound NEVER....

keep that stuff washed and cleaned, so I decided to look for a ...

wash or dry clean birdcage to put in the bathroom at Leenies mother's house. Her mother loves skunks so I thought I'd find one for her, but.....

I could not find one fancy enough because her Mothers bathroom is very elegant and..............................

All of the cages I found were too cute and fuzzy to be elegant! I did find something wonderful for myself, though--it was a .........

magic mirror and when you looked at your reflection you would see....

what you'll look like in twenty years! Oy vey! I decided not to look since I didn't want to give myself a heart attack. Instead, I bought a huge bottle of.....

Bath & Body Works Cotton Blossom Bubble Bath. As soon as I got it, I ran a great big bubble bath and got in. Just as I was relaxing, there was a knock on the door, it was ...

....my neighbour's dog Ralph, a black lab, standing on his hind legs. He was dressed in a navy blue business suit, spectacles on the end of his black nose, with a black brief case in one hand.... He said to me, as I stood there with a bathtowel wrapped around my dripping wet body: "I'm terribly sorry to have disturbed you but...........................

I smell a burning carrot cake coming from your kitchen. Lanaii1's eyes grew bigger than that dog's head. Forgetting herself she ran to the kitchen dropping the towel on the floor causing Ralph to .................

pee pee with joy! Of course, he made a mess of his clothes so he went home for his Superman's costume! When he returned he found Cathy at Lanaii1's door selling Avon products. He needed some.......

lotion for his chapped skin and some Skin so Soft to keep the bug bites at a minimum.........then after applying it all over he....................

smelled so wonderful that all the "lady" doggies in the neighborhood wanted to take him out to dinner. Well, his owner thought differently and Ralph was put in his kennel. Cathy meanwhile was ......

throwing out the burnt carrot cake and getting dressed. She had big plans that day and was off to ...

the farm to pick a few bushells of cabbage to make her famous coleslaw. But while she was at the farm she noticed a few ranch hands that looked like they needed help plowing the fields. Since Cathy's been lifting weights she said to herself........

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let me show these boys how to plow a field. I will use my buns of steel and with that she......

put on her bib overalls and clod hopper shoes and went to the fields. This was an Amish farm so she took the reins of the horse drawn plow and proceeded to get the fields plowed and ready to seed. Cathy got a bit tired and thirsty though so she....

looked for a cow. A skinny cow, :moo: because low fat milk is better. When she had her fill she actually hooked the cow :moo: up to the plow. What a surprise when the cow turned to her and said ....

Mooo! (What did you expect, the Gettysburg Address, maybe???? Cathy quickly got tired of walking behind the cow since cow are notorious for leaving someting behind, so she hopped the fence and looked for a quiet place to take a nap. Lo and behold, there was Suzanne doing Leenies hair in..........

A trowl.......... what in the world were they doing, well Leenie wanted more highlights and on the farm thats the best way to do it. Little did she know she wasn't only getting highlights she was also ..............

.... getting a pedicure and manicure, sitting in a lounge chair... She was getting ready for the Easter family gettogether. Where her long lost husband was coming back to visit. She was making herself perdy because she wanted him to stay longer than just a visit because...........

she was really looking to hook him up with DonnaD since she had a fettish for men who's knuckles dragged on the ground and hairy backs. After a lovely dinner of pork rinds and dip, they all got together around the bathtub and sang.........

"oh where oh where can our little pig be, oh where oh where can he be, Oh where Oh were can our little pig be, he's in the tub next to leenie" (after all she did get all perdied up) At that moment they all decided it was time to.....

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have desert.....me first, me first! yelled Tippy as she pushed down Cathy to get to the green jello mold. Cin was starting to get a little worried because 5 minutes had gone by and Tippy hadn't come up for any air, but the rest of us were quite used to seeing this sort of thing, after all we all belong to the "Hold Your Breath Desert Club."

Tippy was just showing off when........

her t-shirt floated to the top! Now Tip isn't the modest type, but God has not granted her any boobs though she has prayed fervently for almost 50 years. She bobbed up and asked Cathy for a couple of band aids. Cathy didn't have any but Leenie did only they had blue smurfs on them. Tippy said that they were fine although they did clash with the green Jello. About that time the.......

Dinner bell rang.....Of course, our girls had started with dessert first, but........

Leenie decided to go to the rest room. The rest followed her to be certain she wouldn't "accidently" walk into the mens room instead. They found that Cathy had a bunch of coupons in her pocket for......

Free ice cream cones, all you can eat! They went for ice cream and were never.....

able to look at green Jello again!

CIN phoned Cathy one day to ask if she could borrow a large trash bag because she was.......

Painting her.......

lips with bright orange markers, DonnaD decided that she was going to land her a MAN with 4Myself's help, so the two of them got all dolled up in their pink furry boustier's and headed out towards the nearst bowling alley to see what was shaking. Well when the two of them arrived at the alley all heads turned around because..........

Cheryl (4myself) was jumping up and down, shreiking with joy because she LOVES to bowl and it's been such a long time since she had to leave her league buddies because she moved. After Cheryl calmed down and the uproar died away, she and DonnaD were approached by a very cute man who........

looked just like Mel Gibson, but sounded more like Donald Duck when he asked the girls if they'd like to share a lane with him and his buddies.......


Kristi

and drink a few brewski's (beers). Well, the girls drank the beer so fast that it came out of their noses which made ........