their ears pop from the bubbles and after that the Donald Duck voice didn't bother them anymore. Besides the Mel lookalike put on one of the hot pink boustiers and starting singing "Tiny Bubbles" and after that....

He did the Can Can dance. His legs going very high in the air... but wait... he fell in the bathtub, and really knew what it was that women wanted... which was....

to be home in the tub....ALONE....

with a 52 oz bag of Pnut M&M's and bottle of diet soda. Now that they made it clear what they truly wanted, Mel aka Donald decided to hit on the guy in lane 15, he was wearing a pair of pumps that would make any man in his right mind jealous.

So there sat Donna & Cheryl all by themselves in lane #8, all alone with only their balls and.........

...two big 52 oz bags of M&M's and a keg of diet soda. The bought the plain as they had enough nuts for one day. Just as the were ready to leave the man in the pumps and the mel lookalike started a scene right there in front of the automatic doors, while they opened and closed and opened and closed the guys kept on......

flipping a coin to see who would get to wear the pumps. The Mel-look-alike won so they went off to buy some fish net hose. Meanwhile Ardie was busily crocheting a....

bright teal blue bowling ball bag. He wants to make sure that everyone knows his is the classiest best cared for ball in town. Donna notices his talent and invites him to share some M+M's but Ardie replies he can't because.......

M&M's stunt your growth.

Oh the night was young and so were they, just sitting there laughing and having a good time when Lovnmom was feeling her oats and decided she was gonna feed ol Mel/aka/Donald all the green M&Ms she could dig out of the bag...........

(Ardie is a girl!)

....... she is ????????? ........

Smart ***!

Jealous!

^ ^ ^ ^!

But THEEENNNNN......... Tippi and Leenie came into the bowling alley, having such a heated discussion about which was best--an *** that's smart or one that will pull a cart without hee-hawing all over the place, that everyone in their vicinity..........

^^^^^^^^^^^^^

and when every one seen them two coming they ran for the hills because two Leo's in the same bowling alley was D A N G E R !!! So the two got their bikini's on and got into the mud pit where they were going to wrestle for the title of "Queen of Farts" ...... In this corner weighing in at :dizzy: lbs is TIPPY aka CRUSHER !!!! and her aponent LEENIE aka SEXY MAMA ;) in the other corner weighing in at :p lbs.

Most folks put their money on The Crusher because.............

everone had heard that SEXY MAMA had lost a bout with the UNCLE WILL IN INDIANA last month. Anyway, Sexy Mama's bikini was made out of melted M & M's and the heat of the lights were making her pretty slippery. The Crusher tried to grag her ...........

and she slipped away right out of the ring and into Ardies lap where she was heard squealing, "Oh my gosh Ardie, your a woman".......

YOU REALLY ARE ??? .... what kind of perfume are you wearing btw ? so the two of them got up and headed out for a burger and fries. Lovnmom just shook her head and said hey ladies, do you mind if I join you, maybe I could learn a thing or two about mud wrestling? Ardie said sure you can join us but don't stick your hands anywhere near my face when I'm eating because you might lose your fingers ;)......

When they got to the burger joint Lovnmom noticed DonnaD and Cheryl sitting in the corner booth..........

flirting madly with two good looking dudes from the rodeo that was in town. They both wanted to try riding the bulls but were a bit unexperienced. Leenie suggested that they get some practice at "The Chug-A-Lug Bar and Grill" which has a mechanical bull. Ardie wanted to go home and put some clothing on but Leenie.......

had a fresh bag of M&M's and a blow dryer and was ready to suit up and start all over again. In the meantime Donna & Cheryl, who hadn't told anyone about their previous mud wrestling championships, decided to challenge Leenie and and Tippy to a tag team match. The winners get.....

to get the split between their teeth fixed and a years supply of deodorant, runners up get a case of chewin tobacco and a quarter to call some one who cares.

Cathy said wait a minute girlies before any of you put one foot into that ring, you must.........

weigh in. All the girls looked around terribely frightened to let all those goodlooking cowboys know how much they weighed one Donna with her bag of M&M's stepped up to the scale and said, "for all that deoderant........

"I'd be willing to do ANYthing!" What a nice surprise Donna got when she stepped on the scales and realized that they were magical scales that would weigh everyone in at his/her ideal weight!! After everyone realized this secret they all.....

ran as quickly as they could to find a waitress. Everyone ordered huge steaks, chili cheese fries, and the biggest brewskies the place had. Once they'd finished eating Ardie ripped off the loadest longest belch and a new contest was on. Lovnmom took a deep breath leaned back and.......

expelled enough air to blow the windows out of the place. The air was green tinged and everyone quickly left the building. The fire trucks drove up with sirens going, scaring the......

Pee pee out of Cheryl, who was used to such loud--and green--bodily expulsions (thanks to her loving fiance and brother) and knew that something REALLY had to be going on for Lovnmom to have made the fire dept. react so quickly. Well, turns out that in addition to eating all of the above-mentioned foods, Lovnmom had also......

drank three pichers of margaritas and had driven by the firestation flashing her......

Gorgeous smile :) Turns out, the fire squad was chasing her down because she was so beautiful that they all wanted to find out if she was single so they could compete for her affection. Unfortunately, Lovnmom and her buddies didn't know that this was what was on the fire fighters' minds and......

did we give up on this?
 

before the firefighters had a chance to tell them what they wanted, the ladies from 3FC's surrounded them, forced them to gather in a big fire-fighter group and tied them all together with their water hose! Luckily, one of the men was finally able to get what they wanted across to the ladies and......

there out of the blue and bullying her way to the front of the line was Tippy and her magic crock pot. Alas I am here she yelled while waving her magic wooden spoon, I am here to cast a spell on each and everyone of you. With her magic spoon she said a few words "abra-chilli, and buffalo wings ca-dabra" you will all .....................