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Originally Posted by Alwaysbeenbig
I have had nightmares about chairs! The worst ones are at my university, where the desk is part of the chair and I can't actually get the desk to sit right cause my belly is in the way! How embarrasment.
AGGGGHHhh! That just brought up one I almost forgot about. I had the same desk/chair one-piece in a class at Uni, and after I got into the chair (a tight squeeze) I then couldn't get out. I was stuck and basically lifted the chair with my girth and had to slide out of it when I was part way balanced on my toes. Needless to say, I dropped that class.
* just as a bit of lighter fare (not to hijack

) - Another time at uni I was hitting on this girl at the bus stop and a seagull crapped on my head. As I ran into the McD across the stret to wash my hair and kill my pain with a coupla cheeseburgers, I realised that was the end of any potetntial relationship.