I'm actually one of those really fun, big-boned people.. the upside of which was even at my biggest, I had thin hands and wrists, things like that. Thats why I am so excited about hip bones.. havent seen THEN in ages!
The sad part is that when I lose the weight, I wont be fitting into the super-small jeans and shirts.. i have wide shoulders and, well, big bones! But I'm sexy and I know it! SO it's all good *G*
And don't blame me, blame UPrincess.. she's the one who made the topic sound all.. um.. YEA! Welcome to the Amanda and Fae comedy hour.... *drags Amanda on stage with her*
Yes people.. I DO get wierder as the night goes on...
you girls are a crack up! My problem is my tummy! Lifting the roll up to feel hip bones is right on target! I actually do that! I also squeeze it in to see how I will look one day with out that roll! LOL TOO FUNNY
*Amanda works feverishly to conceal the perverted thoughts swirling around her sick little mind*
Ummm, yeah...I wasn't thinkin' nuthin' un-christian...whatever are y'all talkin' 'bout?
*Amanda carefully shines the tarnish off of her halo...giving it a good spit shine before carefully placing it up above her brow...where it hovers in mid air...slightly crooked, but convincing all the same*
I have to go to church now, y'all have a blessed night!
*watches the halo swoop down around her neck choking her feverishly...ferret rescues her by taking a pruning shears to the halo* yeah i had to do that years go
UniversityPrincess raises an eyebrow, then procedes to laugh, but alas, no sound comes out. She falls to the floor laughing. She recovers from her laughter, gets duct tape and tries to put Amanda's halo back together.
*Amanda hugs ferret with abandon...grateful to be alive, then proceeds to kiss university princess on the forehead, super happy that she needn't purchase a new halo at the dollar store*
Fae just sits in her little corner and blinks at the drama, being the little jewish raised wiccan that she is.. but is glad the halo of doom didn't succeed! Was it made in taiwan? That country has been out to kill Fae for the last 8 years....
