Also, Victoria's Secret makes the bulk of their money selling clothing items that are, ah, for private viewing only

I doubt I'd ever have the guts to go to a topless beach even if I was in France or Canada, but if I had a boyfriend with a pool or hot tub I might consider something like that.
And Google search tells me there are actually small topless beach areas in San Diego and South Beach. So, technically one wouldn't even have to vacation out of country.