Topless bikini????

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  • I was browsing through the bathing suits at VictoriasSecret.com and I came across the "topless bikini". This is honestly one of the most bizarre, and slightly hilarious things I've ever come across.

    Who buys a bathing suit like this? And, more importantly, where? I guess, a nude beach, but then, why not just go all the way?

    I'm not sure my sensibilities are offended or if I admire the chaputz of anyone who'd wear a bathing suite like this.
  • ROFL! That's hilarious! I wouldn't have believed it unless I had clicked on the link.

    Even if I had that model's body, I wouldn't have the guts to wear that thing. I'd always be looking down wondering if my boobs looked funny.
  • hahahahahaha! My sister works there, I'm going to make fun of her for this simply because I can
  • the first image that came to mind was that scene in "Borat" where he wears that terrible speedo...
    Did you notice it was 68 bucks? You'd get more fabric from a hair scrunchie.
  • Wait........what? hahaha. I don't care how skinny I get, I couldn't wear that. I think it would almost be better to just be naked. lmao
  • I saw that and thought it must have been in style, and was scared! Glad to see it's not, haha!
  • I wouldn't want that model's body...and the suit is just silly!
  • lmao 1st of all ... that poor model has ZERO boobs to begin with. Why not at least have a model with some kinda boobs, model for a 'topless' bikini lol stupid on their part.

    2nd ... I would say this is more for peeps who go to nude beaches. And if that's the case, why wear anything at all?? lol

    edited to give chicka a slice of pizza! lol - looks like she needs it
  • Imagine the tan line. Not a good idea.
  • Haha... I don't get it either. If you go to a nude beach and don't want to show it "all" just wear bottoms!

    My DH would say that the model in the ad needs to eat a sandwich.. haha. He likes girls with curves.. good thing for me. LOL
  • Quote: lmao 1st of all ... that poor model has ZERO boobs to begin with. Why not at least have a model with some kinda boobs, model for a 'topless' bikini lol stupid on their part.
    Maybe their thought was 'topless' bikini = 'topless' model lol. But then most runway models would fall into the 'topless' category.
  • What weird tan lines...

    I agree -- nude beach just go nekkid or wear the bottoms.

    But for me, I stick to racerback Speedos for laps in the pool. I'm not much of a sunbather.

    A.
  • Lol. That is funny. It does come with a bandeau top too as a second piece though, so if worn that way it is no different than a bikini.
  • my first thought was....

    isn't that just some sort of marketing strategy to sell bikini bottoms as something "new"

    but then after i clicked on it, i realized i guess it's just some sort of new style of revamping the old school bottoms.
  • wow, that's ummmmm, different. the suit with the bandeau top is kinda cute although I wonder what the back looks like, the description said the back was minimal so it's probably a thong. Without the top the tan lines would be really weird.