I want to stay fat:
-so I don't forget that thing resting on my arm while I read is my boob.
-so I can continue to slather myself with deoderant in places other than my armpits.
-so I continue to be shocked at seeing my bare sponge-bob square butt in a mirror.
SERENTIY NOW!!!
BTW, I think lost some weight reading these, weightlifing my boobs (resting on my arms), laughing and jiggling, and then there's the water weight, 3 trips to pee, and once right in my pants.
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