The Walmart
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner
> is taking their sweet time:
>
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples
>carts when they aren't looking.
>
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at
>5-minute intervals.
>
> 3 Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the
>rest rooms.
>
> 4 Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
> 'Code 3' in housewares ..... and see what happens.
>
> 5 Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay- away.
>
> 6 Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
>
>7 Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other
>shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding
> department.
>
> 8 When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
> 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
>
>
> 9 Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and
> pick your nose.
>
>
>10 While handling guns in the hunting department,
> ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
>
> .
> 11 Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the
>"Mission Impossible" theme.
>
>12 In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
>different size funnels.
>
>13 Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say
> "PICK ME!"
>
> 14 When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume
>the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
>( And; last, but not least!)
>
>15 Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while;
>and, then, yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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Only I totally spend too much money in Wally World, when HB lets me even get near it, to do any of these things...
These were great. Thanks. 
