[Noodles913]

I thought this was cute and wanted to pass it along...

People in Texas have trouble with all those shalls and shall nots in the 10 Commandments. Folks here just aren't used to talking in those terms. So, some folks out in west Texas got together and translated the "King James" into "King Ranch" language:

1. Just one God
2. Honor yer Ma & Pa
3. No tellin' tales or gossipin'
4. Git yourself to Sunday meetin
5. Put nothin' before God
6. No foolin' around with another fella's gal
7. No killin'
8. Watch yer mouth
9. Don't take what ain't yers
10. Don't be hankerin' fur yer buddy's stuff

Now that's kinda plain and simple-don't ya think?
Posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Fairlie, Texas.

[Flower_storm]

That was priceless thanks for sharing