I don't usually go for "male bashing" jokes but these were just toooooo good to keep to myself.
For all the men who like to send blonde jokes,
> It's payback time..
>
> 1. How many honest, intelligent, caring men
> in the world does it take to do the dishes?
> Both of them.
>
> 2. Why did the man cross the road?
> He heard the chicken was a slut.
>
> 3. Why don't women blink during foreplay?
> They don't have time.
>
> 4. Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
> They don't stop and ask for directions.
>
> 5. How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
> He buys two cases of beer.
>
> 6. What is the difference between men and government bonds?
> The bonds mature.
>
> 7. Why are blonde jokes so short?
> So men can remember them.
>
> 8. How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
> We don't know; it has never happened.
>
> 9. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
> They all already have boyfriends.
>
> 10. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
> A widow.
>
> 11. When do you care for a man's company?
> When he owns it.
>
> 12. Why are married women heavier than single women?
> Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
> Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
>
> 13. How do you get a man to do sit-ups?
> Put the remote control between his toes.
>
> 14. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
> They're married.
>
> 15. Man says to God: "God, why did you make woman so beautiful?"
> God says: "So you would love her." "But God," the man says, "why did you make her so dumb? God says: "So she would love you.
~Pamela's Funnies~
