question: 'why do i insist on feeding people?'
short answer: because you're nuts!
and....what are you feeding me today? got dip to go with those chips? and you have more brownie mixes? good. i am spending the summer perfecting my brownie recipe. i have decided to add one and one half eggs. one egg for a fudgy brownie. two for a cake like brownie. i want something in between. want to watch me split an egg? who knows, i may move on to splitting atoms next and then where will we all be?
you've been the chief cook since i was two? then i am holding YOU responsible for my deep seeded hatred of mushy asparagus, but not responsible for my love of cheddar cheese on broken spaghetti in red sauce topped with sour cream. eaten only in secret with sainted mother while all my older (way older) sibs were away and dad was out of town. ok, i made the sour cream part up. i am thinking ahead to wendy's chili for lunch.
NOW BRING ON THOSE RIBS. THERE ARE HUNGRY PEOPLE OUT THERE AND YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE....AND NUTS.....I LOVE NUTS.
ps....you get it from your grandmother p. it was her mission in life and we loved her so. rejoice, take pride, exercise and get therapy......there is a good therapist right near the cooking school in mountain view. maybe they have a two-fer? or, by this kitchen gadget and get 15 minutes free?
hey! you never know!
signed,
ms pit.
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