Phone: "Briiiiiiiing, briiiiiiiing" (hard to simulate a phone ringing in text, but you get the idea)
Me: (checking Caller ID) "Dang, it's that exercise remindergal again..."
Phone: "I'm sorry we can't come to the phone right now..."
Me: "Whew, dodged again! Now, where did I stash those cookies?"
Maybe if you paid ME $10 every time I showed up at exercise... hmmmm now there's a thought!