...but I just had to share...
(borrowed from the Alternachickies...)
Stupid state laws
(Alabama) - Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
(Alabama) - It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
Alaska) - In Fairbanks it is an offense to feed alcoholic beverages to a moose.
(Arizona) - Hunting camels is prohibited.
(Arizona) - Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.
(Arkansas) In Fayetteville, it is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday.
(California) In L.A., toads may not be licked.
How about in YOUR town, Moon?
(Florida) - If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
(Florida) - Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
and painful!
(Georgia) - You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words.
(Illinois) In Des Plaines, wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.
(Indiana) In South Bend, it is illegal to make a monkey smoke a cigarette.
(Iowa) - One-armed piano players must perform for free.
(Iowa) In Marshalltown, horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants. (huh?)
(Louisiana) - It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
(Maine) - You may not step out of a plane in flight.
No PUSHING either, Sandy!
(Maryland) - It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
(Massachusetts) - No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
(Massachusetts) - It is illegal to frighten a pigeon.
(Massachusetts) In Boston, duels to the death are permitted on the common on Sundays provided that the Governor is present.
(Michigan) - There is a 10-cent bounty for each rat's head brought into a town office.
Thin, I've got a new job for you!
(Minnesota) - Citizens may not enter Wisconsin with a chicken on their head.
Lucky, Baylee...a duck, however, if perfectly OK.
(Mississippi) In Natchez, it shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Watch out for those fake IDs!
(Montana) In Whitehall, it is illegal to operate a vehicle with ice picks attached to the wheels.
(Nevada) - It is illegal to drive a camel on the highway.
(NJ) In Manville, it is illegal to offer whiskey or cigarettes to animals at the local zoo.
Then why go??
(NY) In NYC, women may go topless in public, providing it is not being used as a business.
(NC) - Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields.
(Ohio) - It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
(Ohio) In Cleveland, it's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
(Ohio) In Youngstown, riding on the roof of a taxicab is not allowed.
(Oklahoma) - Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
So, when he poops on your rug, 2cute, choose your punishment wisely!
(Oregon) In Klamath Falls, it's illegal to walk down a sidewalk and knock a snakes head off with your cane. (huh?!)
However, you could probably get off with the "PMS Defense", Deon!
(SC) In Spartanburg, eating watermelons in the Magnolia Street cemetery is forbidden.
(Tennessee) - It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
(Tennessee) - Driving is not to be done while asleep.
Even if your number's 20!
(Texas) - The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.
(Utah) In Trout Creek, pharmacists may not sell gunpowder to cure headaches.
(Washington) - When two trains come to a crossing, neither shall go until the other has passed. (guess they skipped Physics class?)
(Wisconsin) - Butter substitutes are not allowed to be served in state prisons.
(Wyoming) - You may not take a picture of a rabbit during the month of June.