My body does not store fat evenly on my right and left side. I have about the same amount on each side, but it is shaped differently. On my right, my hip is MUCH smaller, but my upper, outer thigh is HUGE! On my left side, my hip has tons of fat on it, but my upper thigh is smaller. One side of my stomach is even bigger than the other. This seems so strange to me and I wondered if anyone else had experienced anything like this.


And each morning I stand in the shower, prod my saddlebag, and say, "You'd better enjoy what time you have left, because your days are numbered. Just sayin'." 

