[CakeBatter]

I wish that I could wish myself into a body that looked like Eva Mendes and that ice cream had no calories oh and that running didn't hurt!

[jajabee]

I wish that the "average, healthy" weight loss for a week was 9-10 pounds instead of 1-2!!

[Jinksie]

I wish i could sit on my bum and not exercise to be thin; and that no matter what i tried, would always work.

[DCHound]

I wish I'd woken up this morning a fit, muscular size 10.

[WhitePicketFences]

I already wished, but I'm selfish, so ... I wish I'd get paid to lose weight!

Sometimes I imagine that I am getting paid to lose weight and I'm going to buy a house when I'm done. $1,000 per pound ... ! Ah! Instead I might get an as-yet unnamed small amount in a store gift card from my insurance company, for logging my veggies/fruits and exercise on their website.

You know, I did read that the governments of England and one town in Italy were paying people in checks for weight lost.

[aneleh]

I wish I didn't give up a month ago and return to my bad habits.
I wish sugar didn't have this much power over me.
I wish I lost the weight when I was in grade 8 instead of right now.

[greengrass]

I wish I didn't crave sweets all the time!

[ICUwishing]

I wish I only needed 4 hours of sleep a night instead of 9. Time seems to be the only thing I simply can't work around or buy more of.

[alinnell]

I wish I hadn't regained 20 pounds.

[canadianangel]

i wish the war in afganistain would be over..i wish i could eat the fries that my dh is eating right now..1 french fry is 1 inch on my body.

[UrsusMaritimus]

I totally just ate a chocolate bar, and I wish I hadn't done that.

[Tomato]

I wish I had a personal chef for just one day a week - when I wouldn't have to cook and he would prepare creative healthy meals that would just melt in my mouth.

Naah, scratch that. Then it would double hard to return to my own cooking etc.

So I am changing my wish - I wish I had arms and shoulders like Madonna.

[kiramira]

I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner...
NO seriously
I wish I could indulge in free-form eating without consequences.
I wish fitness could come in the form of a pill.
I wish I could lose all this weight and keep it off for once.
And
I wish that my family would just get along...
Kira

[Tracy]

I really wish I did not waste so many years trying to lose weight,and just did it.
I wish I knew at age21,what I know now.
I wish I had the self confidence I have now,when I was younger.
I wish I would wake up tomorrow,and be thin.
I wish I had my dream job.

[TikiTikiTiki]

I wish when I lost 20 pounds when I was 21, I hadn't thought "Oh, I can lose it again" when I gained it back.

I wish I hadn't kept thinking that for the next 20 pounds, or the 20 after that, or the 20 after that (etc) for the past ten years.