Had bfast, went grocery shopping. Perusing the chip aisle I saw them. Doritos -- On sale, 2 for 5 bucks. They taunted me as I eyed them. I heard them call me name. Hmmm, a conundrum. But I had a weapon in my purse -- behold the cheesestick. I mentally flipped the Doritos off, went to the next aisle eating mr. cheesehead. Ha, I won!
The candy aisle was oddly quiet today. I think they're planning a future attack.
"More hay, Trigger?" "No thanks Roy, I'm stuffed."
I do this at the grocery store, I actually was talking to myself the other day and got a weird look from someone. Guess I should only argue with myself in the privacy of my own home.
Good Job. Next time, try not walking down the Dorrito or candy aisle. We are supposed to stay in the perimeter areas of the grocery. Hah! Like I always do......not.