Never cheap is it? I was 'only' one of three kids but when ever I go anywhere such as London Zoo or a museum I often wonder how my Father used to manage to pay for us all and give us ice cream treats. Mind you this wasn't very often and we certainly never visitited a Mac D's althoguh I do remember going to a wimpy bar with my mum and feeling terribly 'grown up'.

Also later on when we had to travel up from Kent to Hammersmtih Hospital - another expense! - Mum and I had lunch in a cafe - I havd a burger and listened to G'dbuy t'Jane by Slade (one of my faves at the time!).

Another time I had to travel up to the hospital with my Dad - a doctor offered him some money towards his fare and he turned it down. Very proud my dad. I bet he never told mum that!!

Okay...so...what does it say about me that I've never been off the North American Continent and I'm:

44% CHAV!?!

Yes, I DO love fried Spam sandwiches and I used to wear white stilettos with my jeans ALL the time in the 80's. And...the 44% was before I checked no to the burberry plaid thing because I didn't know it was called burberry plaid...and I used to have a raincoat with that in it. I can't remember the other things I checked yes to, but I know I've never drank cider in a...was it a bus stop? Yes, I've smuggled my own bottles of beer in a bar and I've also asked to buy one cigarette off friends at a time. But this was all in the 80's, so maybe I should redo the test to answer only in the last 5 years? Maybe I'm a 'former' chav... Or 'reformed' chav?

I still smuggle booze into places, last gig I went to I put white wine in a 500 ml water bottle saving me loads of money. Drinking wine from a plastic bottle is classy.

Damn, you found me out!

It was that and the screwtop bottles of wine at dinner parties!

Wannabe chav
You are 18 % chav

You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade


Hey......it's not MY fault my cousin is named Kevin!!

Concerningly I am 41% Chav!

Must be the sneaking malibu into the nightclub that did it!

Whats this about one of the Princes being a chav? All DH told me is that one of them had been photographed dressed as a chav. Was it a fancy dress thing - or has he really turned in to one.

OMG - can you imagine - the first royal chav! (Although I had my doubts about Princess Margaret).

Now that I know what a chav is...I see them everywhere! I was watching Footballers Wives last night, and Shannon is DEFINITELY a chav! (She's the one married to Harley in the season I am watching (season 2 I think!)

It was William in fancy dress. It really annoyed me, I saw it in the sun online. 'Berks' that would be right A right load of posh ones.

I thought ALL the royals were chavs! They haven't got a brain cell or an ounce of good ol' common sense between the lot of 'em...and I'd hate to have one of them move in as my next door neighbour - all that loud braying from the family, and then to top it off all the corgis yapping and running riot all day - no thanks.

Janey

Another American but only scored a 10%. This coming summer though we will be going to Ibiza to visit a really good friend who lives there - do I get more points for that? And she used to live in London? Great for a giggle this afternoon thanks.

Why yes Sugar Cube - at least 5 more points for Ibiza (Ibeeza innit? in Chav speak).

3% Only 'coz I know someone with a hot tub (no way could he ever be described as a Chav) and the Croydon face lift - but that was thanks to my Mum giving me a french plait..............

18% chav here!

Of course I've been to the Pleasure Beach - I LIVE in Blackpool. I even worked there for a season - it was great - we used to get free tickets to all the rides!

I did wear white stilettoes in the 80s and I have been known to take my own drinks into a club - but it's always Amaretto!!

You are 0 % chav
You clearly know you are not, nor will you ever be anything even closely resembling a bonafide chav but that doesn't stop you from jumping on the bling bandwagon every now and then. There's nothing wrong with a bit of pretending though you'll never be able to hold your own with the true Burberry brigade.

What's it mean about the bling bandwagon? How can I have bling if I'm 0%?

My son got 8% but he lied...