I used to be a 3 month girl. So many times my mum was close to buying a pregnancy kit (I was a virgin at the time!!!) and whoosh, on it would come!!! I kinda miss my irregular periods!!! At least they don't hurt anymore, that's got to be a good thing!

Blimey only half the month gone and we have more pages in this thread than the Jan one. :gossip: :gossip:

Waa I just clicked on an old thread by mistake...Sarah your av was your pic :D and I was talking about falling over at 3am hmm some things don't change...

Ooh I just read the thread where Suzanne was setting up the UK forum. :D :carrot:

grr day before I go away and my stomach has swelled up loads I sense I am about to start my period because I'm in a foul mood too. i'm not due on either grrr

It's a curse, I caught it from Michele, and you caught it from me, who can we give it to next!!??

I miss fat night, we have nothing to talk about!!! I went and had another gym session, been three times today, and had a good chat to cute gym instructor who wants me to write my autobiography!!! I don't think so!!!!

I think he's in the doghouse, he swapped with the other cute gym instructor not realising it was VDay so I don't think he's girlfriend is very impressed. And Col is at pool, so I'm not very impressed, so it's just me and the cat!

well damn you alll for giving me the curse I hate periods!!
I'm probably going to get acne tomorrow now
Also our friendly neighbourhood mouse has been in my bedroom yukky yuk.

We have poison and traps everywhere but will he get in it no of course not.

I need a bean bag!:dz: Been listening to Paul McKennas 'I can make you thin' cd... God, I am so chilled out, feels like i've been smoking several dodgy ciggies!:dizzy: :smoking:
Innit gooooood. Even if it doesn't work, helping me to lose weight, it right chills me out!

And his voice.... Ooooooooh:dizzy: :dizzy: Sexxxhhhhhhy. *Gggrrrhhhh*

We've got severe storms here in Plymouth tonight! It is absolutely blowing a hoolie and the rain, oioioi!:( Not much sleep for me, can't kip with rain pelting on my window, cause it makes my bladder over sensitive! LOL!:D

I'm gonna have to try this cd!!!! I need more chill out time. I can just picture myself lying on a fitball listening to McKenna. I look like a beached walrus on a fitball, but I don't care.

Well good people I am off to work today :( Not happy about it, but hey ho. Lets hope my safe haven hasn't been carpeted. If it has and no one has made any arrangements I am going straight to Occupational Health and making a formal complaint. I have had enough! My asthma is just starting to settle now, and I know it will go right back to being unlivable again sat in that office.

Off to gym this morning before work, I am travelling in my gym gear. My knee length wool coat covers a multitude of sins!!! :D

Sorry Princess and Kyraree it's my dodgy hormones.

Your great Kykaree going to the gym before work truly saintly. I missed Fat Club too. The woman on supersize surgery has become obsessed. My husband hid the scales as I stupidly said don't let me on them till the weekend so he has only gone and listened to me, and won't weaken.

I must get myself moving I have work and I am sat here in just my knickers all gormless. Don't even try and picture it. I think I feel a little better time will tell.

Have a good day everyone

Michele x

:wave: I'm a great big skiver today! :D

Actually I do feel rough, but I could've made the effort, taken some migraine tablets and gone to work. But I don't wanna! :tantrum: Got woken up by the lashing rain, wind, burglar alarms and Christmas trees falling over in the night. :tired: So I thought I'd have a lovely lie-in and get all rested, but I can't sleep because suddenly the sun is out and flooding the bedroom. Only dark place is the bathroom... I might have to sleep in the bath! :rofl:

Had good kickboxing class last night, managed to pull something in my groin (oooer missus and on V-day too!). Developed my sparring quite a bit, faking dodges and being a general PITA for this one instructor :D

I tried on my whole "careers day" outfit (I'm going back to my old school to tell them about design) and I look positively waif-like! I just have to slice a bit off the old butt to remove the dodgy creases at the top of my thighs and we're all set! :D Oh and I might need another red T-shirt, since the one I have doesn't match my shoes! :tantrum:

Morning! Sounds like the south had the worst of the weather. It was rainy and windy here but not enough to keep me awake. All the rain has turned the Moors in to a large squelchy blancmange though. The ground is a bit wobbly/bouncy at the best of times and on days like today it is really strange almost bouncing along (a bit like walking on a firm trampoline). I've got a bad sense of balance and as usual after rain I've slipped over again but it didn't hurt - I'm just got a bit muddy and the dogs were all concerned and stood over me staring me in the face trying to figure out what I was doing flat on my back which meant I had a problem getting up. :rolleyes:

All these period problems are nothing to do with me - I don't suffer with that problem any more, thank goodness! When I did they were very infrequent but were guaranteed to ALWAYS start on Christmas Day, Valentine's Day, our anniversary, the first day of our holidays and my birthday. :devil:

I'd love to try :belly: but I've got useless feet for dancing. Somehow my feet never do what my brain knows they should be doing (which is why I would never do an exercise class in public). :dizzy:

Frus, I hope you feel better - migraines are miserable! :hug:

Mands, you are so right about Paul McKenna's voice. I've got the old dieting one and I think I've only made it through to the end twice because I've always dozed off half way through. Apparently thats okay though because it reaches the subconscious (or something like that).

Ky, good luck with going to work / the new carpets. You might need to shock them in to taking you seriously - perhaps go and see human resources and tell them you don't think your health is being given adequate consideration and they need to put an emergency plan in place should you get another attack due to their inability to give you a safe/healthy working environment.

Did anyone else see that program last night called something like 'Change the day you die' (something like that) - it was about a woman who lives on kebabs/takeaway, smokes and drinks a HUGE amount of booze each night - and is a STONE underweight. (Life is so not fair, if I ate/drank like that I'd be putting on a stone a week.) She was told her estimated age at death would be 62. Anyway, they did a kind of health makeover on her which involved her eating 3 meals a day, cutting hard back on the booze and start exercising. I found that all very confusing.... isn't that what they tell us to do in order to LOSE weight... but she needed to GAIN a stone? The female life coach had a right go at this girl for having a boozey night out with her friends while she was on holiday. Ah well - you can't help but wonder if all these so called 'experts' and celebrity doctors live their lives in the way they tell other people to. :(

Naughty naughty Sarah Ann - thinking of food -blancmange to be precise - even as she slides in the mud!!!

:rofl:

Yeah skinny people need to eat healthily too :yes: They just need more healthy calories to put on a stone! So everyone really should be eating like :angel: and they'll be healthy :D

I just got woken up by a telephone sales :censored: :tired: He asked for "Mr Smith" oh yeah! So I told him he had the wrong number, then just after I'd got back into bed he rang again, but I let the answer phone get it. He was a grade A idiot! :rollpin:

*sigh* I need more sleep :tired: I suppose I'll crawl back to bed in a bit!

I was listening to Paul McKenna's stop smoking cd last night even though I don't smoke :p I needed a change from the weight loss one.