Dear Tide Company
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it all
through my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now that
I am in my fifties, I find it even better! In fact, about a month ago, I
spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to berate me about how clumsy I was, and generally started
becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended
up with a lot of his blood on my white blouse. I tried to get the stain out
using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. After a quick
trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came
out!
In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who came by yesterday
told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney
called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the
disappearance of my husband. What a relief! Going through menopause is bad
enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having
such a great product. Well, gotta go. I have to write a letter to the Hefty
bag people.

but of course you know your situation best.
it was great!!!!
I'm up to 40,700 miles, me 'n' my Shadow...and I realize that I also have 40,000 miles on my boots!
