) but I take three or five of whatever I have lying around and stick them on with a hot glue gun. Don't you still have those rusty gingerbread man thingies? The wreath on my front door has pinecones, red bows with musical notes printed on them and some kind of gold wire stuff with stars attached. Can you picture it?
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DH used to tell me about subsisting on cases of mac&cheese and red hot dogs. Red hotdogs, by the way, are not "red-hots", but some strange hot dogs that abound in this area that are dyed bright red. You should see the water if you boil or steam them.