Plump and Merry Christmas Cows

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  • Sugar, you're so supportive--thanks for bingeing with us.

    I'm relieved to know that those lost glasses go someplace. Mine never get lost; I keep them on a cord or in a glasses case. I lose millions of things all the time (you know, like a roasting pan...) but I never lose my glasses or my keys. I guess I'm just backwards.

    I've been up since 7:00 am and I'm not happy about it. I think I will assign dh the next couple of bastings and go back to bed.
  • I'm on ds's laptopand it took a while to get on so I forgot what I was gonna say.

    1. Never make Kiwi mad in the kitchen. I chose tongs because I could snap them at people.

    2. The reason we are not TurkeyCows is that a foreigner started this thread.

    3. Sissy has always fought her popularity. She is a natural star and her hair is black. If not, send a picture. I am uncertain what to do. DS says dye it. I dunno.

    4. A cute cat came to my house and I fed him. Then he beat up my cat. Then he disappeared for days so he isn't homeless. Now, I spray him with water when I see him. I am loyal.

    5. I am going to a friend's house for dinner. I am taking broccoli salad which I dressed with oil and vinegar and these darling tomatoes which are DELICIOUS> By the way, I've lost another pound butwon't update the ticker til the weekend in case I gain back today.

    Stuffed cherry tomatoes
  • OKAY TRAMPS---I HOPE YOU HAD A HAPPY THANKSGIVING BUT NOW YOU MUST CONCEDE TO CHRISTMAS DISCUSSIONS!!!---i was quite "tanked" last night---my gay friend and i had our annual fruitcake making evening and i had at least three glasses of RUM{large pourings} and NON-DIET Eggnog----with nutmeg of course---i was so tipsy that i signed him up to the Gay dot com website and started posting for him----i called myself {him}---"China Clippers"---that is a cute little name for "false teeth"---anyway---if Cherry were here she would be happy for me cause we are going to the "Great Big Sea" concert tonight!!They are a band from Newfoundland---very popular in CAnada-----i wish i could drink but i don't think i can pull off two nights in a row any more as far as hair colour goes---i paid the 60 bucks and it will last for several months for me cause the grey is still fairly light------i hate doing the colour myself---i always pick the wrong colour and ruin my clothes and drop it on the floor----no getting those stains out!!---------------WISH I COULD HAVE ONE OF YOUR LEFTOVER HOT TURKEY SANDWICHES!!---LOHANI---IT IS STRESSFUL DOING THE COLLEGE THING---BUT WE MISS YOU AND YOUR SARDONIC WIT----TRY TO SHOW UP MORE OFTEN !!!! AND YOU GET A CARD LIKE IT OR NOT-----THOSE CRACK DAYS WERE AWESOME THOUGH!!!!
  • I am going to try making NEW socks for DH. fuzzy. House socks. I might get tanked, too. I've had three days off and tomorrow is another one. Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!
  • speaking of tanked .. at my friend's house to T-day, ds got put to the end of the table for being left handed. This, sadly, engaged him with the woman who had vodka cold from the freezer and her beer drinking bf. She went from charming DS to talking about the size of boobs, to arguing with her bf about whether or not she said "f**king*, to dismissing it with "sh**". Then friend's hubby pitty patted off to the bathroom to retrieve his new naked woman lighter. They did not show it to DS but he could hear the moaning sounds it made. Very sad.
  • That is quite a story my dear Peaches!!! Methinks you had better get those friends to a prayer meeting soon! Hey guess what! I was chastised by a moderator at Television Discussion Forum. This person was offended by my poor punctuation and improper use of capitals. I guess I could be booted from here for the same reasons,but i really want to talk to him like Peacher's friends.Like f off .{ I don't take criticism well}
  • OK, we got turkey day over with, we can talk Christmas w/ Bagzie. We had a sloooow day today, so 2 of our most wonderful employees went to my house and put up Christmas lights. Too bad I can't talk them into cleaning my house and doing laundry. I suppose we didn't post that on their job description. Not that anyone said a word about Christmas lights. I decorated the kitchen on Saturday and I'm going to work on the rest of the house this week after work.

    Thanksgiving w/ my family turned out surprisingly pleasant. Nobody got drunk and obnoxious. Surprisingly subdued. We had my extended family, my DS's friends w/o families, and my sis's friend w/o family. The turkey thawed right on schedule, and he was most yummy. Peaches, that's terrible about DS's dinner companions. Geez.

    Yesterday DH & I went on the www.mthoodrr.com trip. We did the brunch train and the weather was beautiful. Perfect crisp blue skies and clear air.

    Bagzie, you're obviously hanging with the wrong ppl. I like your lack of punctuations and improper use of capitols. You're totally within your rights to tell this person to F off. Who made him the king of punctuation???

    Sugar, my house is a pit too. It was all nice and clean on Thursday, but it just doesn't last----- and the dust is thick----- how can it happen so fast?????

    DH had another tooth pulled today, soon he'll be nothing but bridges and gums.
    and yes, Lushie, I hate that they age slowly and I'm on the fast track to geezerdom. no fair. He has that pretty italian complexion. no fair, no fair.

    4 miles w/ Leslie this morning. I gave myself the day off on Thanksgiving, and yesterday because we had to get up early to go on the train trip, but other than that, I've been exercising every day. And I'm still up 2 pounds after the holiday gorge. I'm going home tonight and throw out the rest of the leftovers. Although that banana, walnut and cranberry loaf sounds good right now.


    How'd the socks turn out, Painty?
  • thank you wabbsie---i am going over to the Television without pity forum and telling them all to eff off.Great advice.REmember when we all had to say "****" for a while---i sense some more swearing coming down the pipes.Good. I am PMSin so that will fit in nicely.Maybe Peacher's dinner companions would like to come over and chat with me.I AM SO JEALOUS OF YOUR TRAIN RIDE WABBIE0H----HOW DELIGHFUL!!! my sixteen wreaths arrived today---my porch smells like Balsam Fir============MMMMMMMMMMMMMM=====CHRISTMAS DISPLAYS!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING DOWNT' THE KITCHEN WABS??? WHERE ARE ALL THE OTHER BAGS??
  • if you tell him to efff off, tell him that ALL THE COWS agree! You have the BEST punctuation. You are original and smart and interesting. He a bore/.
  • Oh for PITY'S sake, someone's on you for your punctuation and capitals? What a loser!

    I bought 2 wreaths this afternoon at my favorite Christmas tree farm. We're not getting a tree this year because we'll be gone during the whole holiday. Even if I had the inclination to have a tree and decorate it knowing I wouldn't be here, I don't think I would because it would get all depressed knowing that there wouldn't be any presents under it that were going to be opened, don't you think?

    Gotta reload my network software. CU later
    Kiwi
  • Bagzie, will we get pictures of your beautiful home all decked out? Now that Martha's in the clink, you have the fairest home in the land. My kitchen decor consists of greenery around the tops of the cabinets (the fake kind of course, but I'll tuck in some real stuff for the scent when we get closer to Christmas) and a mini tree decorated w/ gingerbread boys and stars and various mini decorations that I've collected. Some snowman stuff in the window & votive candles. Christmas tray and snowman cookie jar out. Window valance made from old fashioned tea towels w/ candy cane pattern and red and green checked chair pads. I'll be picking up a wreath from the gal that cuts my hair. They also have a Christmas tree farm and she sells beautifully decorated wreathes. This is a heavy duty beauty week. Nails today. Hair tomorrow. My hair gal is getting a boobie bob next week. DH is home w/ his poor pulled tooth pain. He's getting a bridge for Christmas. Hope he's better by Saturday for our company party. It would be sad if all he could eat was oatmeal.
  • Bagz )))are you out protesting Bush::;;::Please tell, Will you be on the news) ,.*!? I am protesting punctuation,
  • hEYwabbIT, tHaT SOUNds ADorabLE!! yOUr hOUsE, I mEaN. I'M prOTEstInG CApITAls

    Get this: DD might be playing for the GOVERNOR tomorrow!!! Her music school director called today to tell me that he will be attending open mike at the coffeehouse where DD often plays guitar and sings, and DD is psyched to do it, so I think we will! Isn't that cool? She's hoping to bring a friend of hers who plays the piano really well; they've been practicing some songs together for the variety show, so they have a couple of things they could do. He'll have to bring an electric piano with him. These two can work up a song together in no time, it's uncanny. They really work well together. Hmm, I wonder if there's anything going on....

    How's that go? If music be the food of love, play on.....? I don't think I'll share that nugget with her.

    Kiwi
  • oof!
    Can't post. Busy making dh a "Joke a Day" Advent calendar. Must have it read for tomorrow. He also made me one. Can't believe it. I think there's fattening stuff inside, but at least he made an effort. Am also supposed to be making cookies for ds8's craft afternoon but those will have to wait until tomorrow morning. Ds8, who is about the shyest kid in the universe, volunteered to be Father Christmas in a little play they're putting on tomorrow. Fake beard is all ready to go.
  • wow^ O WOWOOW/ KIwi that is so cool and stupdenous, I would, also,, be }beside myS}elf .<L that girl is MaKIN@@g the pas`ture prOUd\