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  •   #76  
    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 09-21-2003 08:44 AM
    i love dairyland kiwonkers!!!!-----i keep reading it as DairyLand {like the Dairy Queen} so I guess that fits in with Cowdom!!!----I like to collect little odd things people from our area say too~!!! For example----when they go to the Emergency Room they say they are going to the "Outdoor"-----??????I think it's because it was once called the Out Patient Department----so they "gots-da go up the Outdoor"cause they fell when they were out gettin their "order" {what they call groceries!!} I was in the dept. store the other day and this British girl was asking her mother if she could put her purse in the 'trolley" {shopping cart} -----OH BY THE WAY PEACH BAG--------------I LOVED DANA CARVEY'S CHURCH LADY@!!!!!!!-----------[AND who do you think made me say that?????SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-tan of course.
  •   #77  
    Lohani's AvatarLohani , 09-21-2003 10:21 AM
    I am not sure that inexperienced children know for sure when the time is to put a roll in your pocket. I believe the mother is the better judge of this situation. I trust her and think the roll should be in her pocket, but wrapped in a napkin to make sure the crumbs don't fall to the corners of the pocket and get moldy.

    I would twirl baton. I'm quite good.

    I live in NJ. People here talk like Kiwi.....quite a lot of swearing. If I put localisms on the net they would include a lot of f-words. Many pillars of our community use this word in front of their children. I am from Pennsylvania and find this shocking.

    It's funny, but I always read Kiwi's Diaryland as Dairyland, too. It must be the cow connection.

    My boys are going to Motorcross today, DD and I are going clothes shopping. She is doing well but has to be drugged for physical therapy.

    Just take the cat to the pound. They'll send it to a farm, I promise.
  •   #78  
    Cowpernia's AvatarCowpernia , 09-21-2003 10:50 AM
    Miss Florida beat Miss Canada and Miss New Jersey out for the scholarship money. New Jerseyians swear a lot and are dishonest. The cat would not be sent to a farm. He would be sent to Chipley, the next podunk town, where his happy life of catching, tossing around ever-so-joyfully, ripping open, and enjoy bunny pate would come to an end. How can you consider such a thing? You fiend. The cat may be bound for the Firey Lake but a heartless heartless and discredible liar would will be there cleaning up his poop which he will deposit right in the lake.

    In other words, it's ds's cat.

    Here's millism from Dogpatch. Instead of saying, "I'll call you later" they say "I'll get up with you later."

    I was going to have people over today. I was excited. I have a cold and can barely talk. So I called them and told them I was still up for them coming but they may not want to. Of course, they opted out. Even if they wanted to come, it sounded like I didnt want them to. Sock!
  •   #79  
    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 09-21-2003 01:09 PM
    what does this exactly mean???
    SOCK????? I hope you are all ready for the unvieling of the New Jersey Devils Painted Walls---they will be debuting sooooon in your emailYIKES---then i have to pretend i know how to make curtains!!!that could be disaster-esque---- I'LL GET UP WITH YOU LATER--------I HAVE TO PAINT
  •   #80  
    PainterWoman's AvatarPainterWoman , 09-21-2003 02:37 PM
    I don't know whether I should post here more often (so I don't get behind) or less... so that I have time for 100 club. (NOW 700 club... Ms. Wabby 666, indeed)

    Kiwi, you are a phenom. Allowing bugs, snakes, boys in the house AND making cookies. Oh... and the my plates are your plates.... I laughed out loud. Fortunately there was no one to hear me. You go girl! (I wish you'd been MY mom... I probably wouldn't be a fat butt now.... and maybe wouldn't have dated the sex-crazed James Dean wanna be.... um.. that's another story. Didn't meet peaches in jail, though. Didn't GO to jail... was just jail bait.)

    Loha-- relieved that you escaped most of the storm stuff. I suppose Atlantic City had enough money to weigh it down and keep it safe.

    What's with Jersey Devils walls? We went to local Jr. Hockey game last night... SO GLAD I MISSED parade of young boobs in Miss America Contest. -- even if the Lone Star State was amply represented. Big hair (usually) Big boobs (almost always) and teeeny weeny waists and no droopy butts.

    It's just not FAIR.

    Later... Am going to see if I can get inspired at 100 club.
  •   #81  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 09-21-2003 03:11 PM
    Quote:
    Originally posted by Cowpernia
    If you were in the Miss America pageant (a scholarship program) what would your talent be?
    I would pack the perfect suitcase, but that one's already been done. Hmmm. Oh, I know -- I would copy edit the local newspaper.

    Quote:
    they "gots-da go up the Outdoor"cause they fell when they were out gettin their "order"
    I love that!

    Thank you all for your critiques!

    I'll get up with y'all later -- some people just dropped in

    Kiwi
  •   #82  
    Cowpernia's AvatarCowpernia , 09-21-2003 03:52 PM
    if you were having people to dinner and HE has a heart problem so shouldn't have salt, fat, etc. and SHE is a chef (sauce) and can cook circles arouond you, what would you have?

    Bagz, sock is one of Kiwi's fav words. It's monkey talk. Loose translate to "Goldurn" or "Hotdog" or "that was quite something, eh?"
  •   #83  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 09-21-2003 04:29 PM
    Quote:
    Originally posted by Cowpernia
    if you were having people to dinner and HE has a heart problem so shouldn't have salt, fat, etc. and SHE is a chef (sauce) and can cook circles arouond you, what would you have?
    I'd have her cook

    Sock!
  •   #84  
    SugP's AvatarSugP , 09-21-2003 04:41 PM
    Quote:
    Originally posted by Cowpernia
    if you were having people to dinner and HE has a heart problem so shouldn't have salt, fat, etc. and SHE is a chef (sauce) and can cook circles arouond you, what would you have?
    Ummm.....take-out? (or that chicken stuff that you don't have the recipe for?)

    Quote:
    Originally posted by Cowpernia
    If you were in the Miss America pageant (a scholarship program) what would your talent be?
    I would translate something with one hand tied behind my back.

    SOCK!!
  •   #85  
    SugP's AvatarSugP , 09-21-2003 04:43 PM
    You'd never know this was a weight-loss forum, wouldja?
  •   #86  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 09-21-2003 04:48 PM
    Well, at least we exercise our brains!
  •   #87  
    SugP's AvatarSugP , 09-21-2003 05:00 PM
    speaking of brains...
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

    (I'm up waaaaaay past my bedtime. Can you tell?)
  •   #88  
    Cowpernia's AvatarCowpernia , 09-21-2003 05:04 PM
    Here is us dancin'

    Us

    Sock!
  •   #89  
    Bagzz's AvatarBagzz , 09-21-2003 05:05 PM
    I think you DO have a bottle in front of ye.------------------I am still painting------well,i took a break to eat,gotta go
  •   #90  
    Kiwonk's AvatarKiwonk , 09-21-2003 06:27 PM
    Ah, the serendipity! I was looking up an article about Cancun and then I clicked the Cow CanCan page. Now I have one window called Cancun and one called CanCan.

    I think the brown cows dance better. Must be the purple sunglasses and the banana belt.

    Did you know that Cancun means "snakepit" in Mayan?

    Kiwi
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