South Beach Diet Fat Chicks on the Beach!

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Old 04-11-2004, 11:41 AM   #1  
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Default The Skip A Day Diet Plan

Mr. Lee was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him
on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The
next time I see you, you'll have lost at least 5 pounds."

When Mr. Lee returned, he shocked the doctor by losing nearly
20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor said, "Did
you follow my instructions?"

Mr. Lee nodded. "I'll tell you though, I thought I was going
to drop dead that 3rd day."

"From hunger, you mean?"

"No, from skipping."

that was our Sunday *snork*
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Old 04-11-2004, 01:24 PM   #3  
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Well, my sister and I are snorting!!! This is a riot! Thanks, Ruth.
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Old 04-11-2004, 05:11 PM   #4  
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I read this one with interest......................thinking it was serious...........until the end!

Serious group of people???? WHATEVER!!!
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Old 04-11-2004, 06:18 PM   #5  
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Talking Me Too!

Honestly, Ruth. Here I am trying to promote us as high-minded individuals, and you go and post something that sucks me right in thinking it's a new diet plan. I fell for it, but good.
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Old 04-11-2004, 11:29 PM   #6  
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I totally agree!

I was thinking this might work!!!!!!!!!!

Until the end

HA HA HA HA!!!!!
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