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Old 09-06-2007, 07:52 AM   #1  
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Only in America.... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

Only in America... are there handicapped parking spaces in front of a skating rink.

Only in America... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet soda.

Only in America... do banks leave both vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America... do we have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.
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Old 09-06-2007, 08:11 AM   #2  
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We have some of that stuff in Canada too. Too funny!
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