South Beach Diet Fat Chicks on the Beach!

Closed Thread
Thread Tools
Old 01-26-2007, 12:18 PM   #1  
Thread Starter
RNMOM's Avatar
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Idaho
Posts: 938

Default Frozen Snork for Friday!!!!!

You have to be tough to live in Idaho!

60 above zero:
×Floridians turn on the heat.
×People in Idaho plant gardens.

50 above zero:
×Californians shiver uncontrollably.
×People in Boise sunbathe.

40 above zero:
×Italian & English cars won't start.
×People in Idaho drive with the windows down.

32 above zero:
×Distilled water freezes.
×The water in Pocatello gets thicker.

20 above zero:
×Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
×People in Idaho throw on a flannel shirt.

15 above zero:
×New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
×People in Idaho have the last cookout before it gets cold.

×People in Miami all die.
×Idahoans close the windows.

10 below zero:
×Californians fly away to Mexico .
×People in Idaho get out their winter coats.

25 below zero:
×Hollywood disintegrates.
×The Girl Scouts in Idaho Falls are selling cookies door to door.

40 below zero:
×Washington DC runs out of hot air.
×People in Idaho let the dogs sleep indoors.

100 below zero:
×Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
×Idahoans get upset because they can't start the Mini-Van.

460 below zero:
×ALL atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale.)
×People in Idaho start saying..."Cold 'nuff fer ya?"

500 below zero:
×Hell freezes over.
×Bonneville School District will open 2 hours late.

I thought we might enjoy a laugh about the cold, because so many of us are freezing!
RNMOM is offline  
Closed Thread

Thread Tools

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off

All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:29 AM.

We are a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for us to earn fees by linking to and affiliated sites.